Ant-Chinese Racist Tasteless Jokes

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Anjelah Johnson and Russell peters were excellent!

The other one not so good.

 

[Satyr]

You must be quite an old and boring fuddy-duddy, who's quick to take offense at everything.

Stand-up comedians mess with every race, language, religion, politician, celebrity, gays, lesbians, cripples. No one is spared.

The nearest Singapore has to match the brilliance of this art is Kumar, and even Kumar's jokes get formulaic after a while.

This is called 'free speech'... something the PAP dumbfucks will never understand.

You have to understand Scroo's sense if humor. Which is another thing you won't find much of in this forum.

 

[kukubird58]

hahaha.....the days must be real slow when sam's favourite running dog even refuses to go for a walk.
the nos. of garbage threads started in the past few days confirmed that....
oh yes.....i can also tell u that Singapore allows illegal football betting because papee will not make any written commitment that there is no illegal betting in Singapore....that is the type of school boy mentality of an idiot we are dealing with......lol.

 

[scroobal]

Another brilliant chap. His ascent mimics are wicked.

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[Jah_rastafar_I]

i was in a viet hair salon 2 weeks ago, and kim my favorite took care of me. kim has her mom working in the same salon but as a manicurist cum pedicurist. they both own the salon and sub-let sections to other hairdressers and manicurists plus an occasional facial specialist. everytime i walked in after having a coffee and donut from 2 doors away at jenny's donut (another viet-owned shop), kim would greet "mourning! how arghhh you?" with her usual smile. "you cum for aircut and shamepoo?" "yes, gook morning!" i would reply. "it's a shame poo grows so fast!" i smiled back.

after getting seated, she asked. "lumber twee?" and she turned her head and talked to her mom. "$&@656?/::!!!!!!" her mom replied "!??$77(!-3&%}}€>??!!!!!!!" "yes! number three....not too short, not too long. and please KEEP the sideburns." i pleaded and smiled. the first time i said "SAVE the sideburn" and she SHAVED it! not kidding.

This would have sounded perfectly fine if you are a white person or at least a person of non east asian ancestry. For an east asian person to think of them in such a manner sounds well rather condescending.

 

[eatshitndie]

This would have sounded perfectly fine if you are a white person or at least a person of non east asian ancestry. For an east asian person to think of them in such a manner sounds well rather condescending.

just presenting facts. tell me who is more condescending. the hairdresser who cuts your attempt at small talk and conversation by turning to her mom and yapping away at a language you don't understand (she and mom may be talking shit about you), or you who are a regular customer, want a good haircut, and attempt to give precise instructions that can be acknowledged and understood so they don't mess it up and end up pissing you off for a fucked up job?

although the latter seems condescending, it's not. it's part of life in the valley when the existence of multiple cultural and ethnic groups with different and distinct languages get clear and precise messages across barely as they mostly get lost in translation. many times they lead to frustration and confusion, but also at the same time, they create humor. and sometimes, there is no other way to look positively at the miscommunication without humor. and if that is condescending, so be it as we all condescend on each other for lack of understanding the other's language.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

just presenting facts. tell me who is more condescending. the hairdresser who cuts your attempt at small talk and conversation by turning to her mom and yapping away at a language you don't understand (she and mom may be talking shit about you), or you who are a regular customer, want a good haircut, and attempt to give precise instructions that can be acknowledged and understood so they don't mess it up and end up pissing you off for a fucked up job?

although the latter seems condescending, it's not. it's part of life in the valley when the existence of multiple cultural and ethnic groups with different and distinct languages get clear and precise messages across barely as they mostly get lost in translation. many times they lead to frustration and confusion, but also at the same time, they create humor. and sometimes, there is no other way to look positively at the miscommunication without humor. and if that is condescending, so be it as we all condescend on each other for lack of understanding the other's language.

OK the first part the hair dresser isn't condescending at all. She cannot speak good english. It's evidenced by the way she spoke to you she doesn't really speak english. Wouldn't it make sense that she would be speaking in a language that she and her mum can understand perfectly just too bad you couldn't understand it and btw if you actually spoke her language which would be vietnamese you would have conversed with her in vietnamese and she wouldn't have fucked up your hair but not only that i can bet you and she would have had a better conversation. As for talking badly about you well there's something called voice intonation, body language, facial expressions all of which are universal. A person that doesn't like you or attempts to insult you or speak badly about you would sound different. 2 asian females and you know most asian cultures don't really openly insult someone not like the brutish ang mohs they would have been speaking in hushed tones and sounding very suspicious if they were insulting you. Also shame on you for not at least picking up some vietnamese. You mentioned that kim is your favourite so you are her regular like in this very post i am quoting you so you should at least know a few viet phrases failing of which hand gestures would also have sufficed.

I visit thailand pretty regularly and i cannot speak conversational thai but i know a few phrases and i have a dictionary on my iphone failing of which hand gestures would have worked out pretty well too. I know a few words in korean, vietnamese, filippino etc and i don't even converse with ppl of these nationalities on a regular basis. It's shocking that in such a melting pot city like sfc you don't even know how to express to your regular cutter how to cut your hair in some broken vietnamese. I certainly hope you didn't put on an american accent and speak to her in regular english knowing she doesn't really know english. Even ang mohs will use hand gestures if they know a person doesn't speak english that well and might i add it's usually the english educated asians that have the snotty look down on other asians that don't speak good english which is ironic since in the US they look at race so that a white person that speaks bad english is ranked higher than an asian that speaks good english.


Anyway i'm not being serious about it just pointing it out to you well it's like you see yourself as a white man when you comment on other asians in that manner when at the end of the day they only see you for your race. I used to think like you before i became racially aware and even my sinkie english educated fren thinks like that too. Like she was shocked that she had to take the TOEFL test and be proven to be proficient in english before she could be admitted into an american university. I was like honey you are not ang moh from an anglo country you won't be assumed to be speaking proper english at the most broken engrish and it still couldn't sink in.