Ant-Chinese Racist Tasteless Jokes

[scroobal]

Rather disgusting and totally tasteless. I have no idea why people are even clapping.

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[eatshitndie]

thank you for posting some of the funniest shit i've ever enjoyed in my entire life. i was cracking up while waking up. they really make my day.

 

[eatshitndie]

anjelah is hilarious! she must have spent so much time in a viet nail salon to come up with that gig. truly a masterpiece! she literally nailed it!

 

[zhihau]

they really make my day.

Russell 'be-a-man,do-the-right-thing' Peters is coming to Singapore for a second show!

 

[Logisex]

[video=youtube;sYTbpCTphdc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYTbpCTphdc[/video]

 

[Logisex]

[video=youtube;jkCSbIJO3EQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkCSbIJO3EQ[/video]

 

[eatshitndie]

russell is a genius to come up with an almost perfect chinatown canto accent. a guy by the name of wing cheung speaks just like the shopkeeper he made fun of. and wing is a phd, multimillionaire and lives in a mansion on a hilltop in san ramon. and he still speaks like a penny-pinching shopkeeper in chinatown.

 

[eatshitndie]

carlos is raw and at the peak of his art. so fucking funny! i was laughing my arse off when his joke reminded me of a paranoid prc parent who swore he would kill his kid if he got anything less than an "a+". these guys are not stereotyping. they live with minorities and they know what they're talking about.

 

[eatshitndie]

my favorite is ms. swan on mad tv. alex borstein, her real name, is a rare talent.

 

[laksaboy]

Rather disgusting and totally tasteless. I have no idea why people are even clapping.

You must be quite an old and boring fuddy-duddy, who's quick to take offense at everything.

Stand-up comedians mess with every race, language, religion, politician, celebrity, gays, lesbians, cripples. No one is spared.

The nearest Singapore has to match the brilliance of this art is Kumar, and even Kumar's jokes get formulaic after a while.

This is called 'free speech'... something the PAP dumbfucks will never understand.

 

[zhihau]

Stand-up comedians mess with every race, language, religion, politician, celebrity, gays, lesbians, cripples. No one is spared.

prefer John Bird & John Fortune, humor at its best when it is dark

 

[jw5]

Rather disgusting and totally tasteless. I have no idea why people are even clapping.

You must be quite an old and boring fuddy-duddy, who's quick to take offense at everything.

A manipulative, overbearing, cunning, pompous, intolerant, old and boring fuddy-duddy. LOL.

Looks like the manipulation didn't work this time. Next!!!

And yes, those pappy dumbfucks with establishment mentality will never understand.

 

[scroobal]

Bro, those 3 are my all time favourites pieces. Priceless. I love Russel Peters for bashing both the tiong and ah neh in the same sketch. Carlos's dig at the Chinese is high tribute to the race for their work ethics and how they are prepared to strive for excellence. Anjelah was an unusual find.

One day I purposely handed over the ipad to the guy sitting next to me on the plane after having a chat and sensing that he would appreciate great humour. I had all 3 pieces in the same order. When he finished everyone in the cabin was looking at him and he was tearing pretty badly. Even the stewards came running. Naturally I had to pass it around. Most people knew of one the of the 3 but not all 3.

My sincere advice to all is to load all these clips and more in an ipad as an emergency aspirin. If you do not piss in your pants watching these my name is Charlie Lim Swee Say.

You must be quite an old and boring fuddy-duddy, who's quick to take offense at everything.

Stand-up comedians mess with every race, language, religion, politician, celebrity, gays, lesbians, cripples. No one is spared.

The nearest Singapore has to match the brilliance of this art is Kumar, and even Kumar's jokes get formulaic after a while.

This is called 'free speech'... something the PAP dumbfucks will never understand.

 

[scroobal]

Forgot to add. If you attend stand up comedy, never ever sit in the first few rows or next to the aisle. Especially if you are with a chick.

 

[jw5]

Bro, those 3 are my all time favourites pieces. Priceless. I love Russel Peters for bashing both the tiong and ah neh in the same sketch. Carlos's dig at the Chinese is high tribute to the race for their work ethics and how they are prepared to strive for excellence. Anjelah was an unusual find.

One day I purposely handed over the ipad to the guy sitting next to me on the plane after having a chat and sensing that he would appreciate great humour. I had all 3 pieces in the same order. When he finished everyone in the cabin was looking at him and he was tearing pretty badly. Even the stewards came running. Naturally I had to pass it around. Most people knew of one the of the 3 but not all 3.

My sincere advice to all is to load all these clips and more in an ipad as an emergency aspirin. If you do not piss in your pants watching these my name is Charlie Lim Swee Say.

You learnt your manipulative behaviour from your father or mother?

Your name is Charlie Lim Swee Say? Way Off The Mark.

No Kah Ch$ng for you. LOL.

 

[scroobal]

His later routines were a little cocky and less self deprecating. Hope he gets back on track. .

Russell 'be-a-man,do-the-right-thing' Peters is coming to Singapore for a second show!

 

[scroobal]

Great comedians must have great observational skills, IQ and EQ as well as good pitch to mimic. Rare combination.

russell is a genius to come up with an almost perfect chinatown canto accent. a guy by the name of wing cheung speaks just like the shopkeeper he made fun of. and wing is a phd, multimillionaire and lives in a mansion on a hilltop in san ramon. and he still speaks like a penny-pinching shopkeeper in chinatown.

 

[kingrant]

can hardly blame them. We have slitty eyes, flat noses, are overworked, underpaid, stingy, competitive, calculating, superstitious, clannish, secretive, reserved, selfish, greedy, and generally uncivilised in our behaviour. just look at our leaders and you get the pic.

always the butt of angmoh jokers, from charliie chan to wee ken soh to so can we, to Confucius to you cant make tel calls in China becos there are so many Wengs and Wongs you weng the wong number.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Bro, those 3 are my all time favourites pieces. Priceless. I love Russel Peters for bashing both the tiong and ah neh in the same sketch. Carlos's dig at the Chinese is high tribute to the race for their work ethics and how they are prepared to strive for excellence. Anjelah was an unusual find.

One day I purposely handed over the ipad to the guy sitting next to me on the plane after having a chat and sensing that he would appreciate great humour. I had all 3 pieces in the same order. When he finished everyone in the cabin was looking at him and he was tearing pretty badly. Even the stewards came running. Naturally I had to pass it around. Most people knew of one the of the 3 but not all 3.

My sincere advice to all is to load all these clips and more in an ipad as an emergency aspirin. If you do not piss in your pants watching these my name is Charlie Lim Swee Say.

My fucking goodness. Carlos? Russell? and a female comic? Man your taste in stand up comedians suck and to just specifically pick on making fun of east asian routines which frankly are pretty dull.

You want a good female comic you go with lisa lampanelli hosted so many roasts of so many famous celebs. I gather you don't really watch stand up comedy.


Ps what happens if malays happen to be the butt of jokes? Then suddenly it turns offensive right?

 

[eatshitndie]

i was in a viet hair salon 2 weeks ago, and kim my favorite took care of me. kim has her mom working in the same salon but as a manicurist cum pedicurist. they both own the salon and sub-let sections to other hairdressers and manicurists plus an occasional facial specialist. everytime i walked in after having a coffee and donut from 2 doors away at jenny's donut (another viet-owned shop), kim would greet "mourning! how arghhh you?" with her usual smile. "you cum for aircut and shamepoo?" "yes, gook morning!" i would reply. "it's a shame poo grows so fast!" i smiled back.

after getting seated, she asked. "lumber twee?" and she turned her head and talked to her mom. "$&@656?/::!!!!!!" her mom replied "!??$77(!-3&%}}€>??!!!!!!!" "yes! number three....not too short, not too long. and please KEEP the sideburns." i pleaded and smiled. the first time i said "SAVE the sideburn" and she SHAVED it! not kidding.