erection2015
Alfrescian (InfP) + C
After a hot sex session with his girlfriend which included a long time in the 69 position , Mike got ready to go to the dentist.
He was afraid the dentist would smell pussy on his mouth and breath so he brushed and flossed his teeth, gargled Listerine and sucked on strong mints.
His turn soon came up and the dentist asked him to take a seat. Feeling confident , Mike opened his mouth wide when instructed to do so by the dentist.
The dentist got close then suddenly stopped and asked '' Hey man , did you have 69 before coming here ? ''
Mike asked '' why? does my breath smell like pussy ? ''
The dentist replied '' No ...but your forehead sure smells like shit ''
He was afraid the dentist would smell pussy on his mouth and breath so he brushed and flossed his teeth, gargled Listerine and sucked on strong mints.
His turn soon came up and the dentist asked him to take a seat. Feeling confident , Mike opened his mouth wide when instructed to do so by the dentist.
The dentist got close then suddenly stopped and asked '' Hey man , did you have 69 before coming here ? ''
Mike asked '' why? does my breath smell like pussy ? ''
The dentist replied '' No ...but your forehead sure smells like shit ''