Angry birds attack Yishun

[HTOLAS]

Probably includes starlings.

 

[Rogue Trader]

The solutions are:

1. Loudspeakers with sounds of eagles
2. Bright shimmering streamers that move when the wind blows
3. Large helium balloons with pictures of an attacking eagle
4. A static look-alike model of a large eagle that can flap it's wings (battery-operated) and better fierce looking owls perched om tree branches pr high poles.
5. Others like bird wires and chemicals, etc but those are for roofs and ledges.

just shoot the damn birds. they are nothing but filthy rats with wings.

 

[Alamaking]

just shoot the damn birds. they are nothing but filthy rats with wings.

Can shoot them all lah... I wonder if a trained eagle can solve the problem or not, LOL

 

[ballsathome]

just shoot the damn birds. they are nothing but filthy rats with wings.

"Shoot us???" :oIo:

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[zeddy]

Put a scarecrow with the faces of some PAP MIWs... the birds will sure fly off in fright..

 

[Rogue Trader]

Put a scarecrow with the faces of some PAP MIWs... the birds will sure fly off in fright..

more like the birds will shit on them

 

[HTOLAS]

Probably not a good idea. I've read research that says that when a colony of birds have decided a place is worth roosting in, they will stick to it. In fact, when part of the colony is lost, say through intermittent shooting, the remaining will make extra effort to make up the numbers by mating more frequently. The way to get rid of them is to make the whole place untenable, e.g., cutting down the trees (not always the best idea); or as one pest controller suggests, regularly spraying the trees with a grape juice based chemical (which the birds hate).

just shoot the damn birds. they are nothing but filthy rats with wings.

 

[HedgeTrader]

It's crazy to plant so many trees and let them grow so tall as to be nesting wild birds. The small gardens and parks are good enough for photosynthesis. LKY likes trees so much, ask him to come live in HDB with tall trees beside it.

 

[fukyuman]

Typical sinkies. Birds roosting. Shoot them. Why not cull Ah Tiongs. Or stupid sinkies so our gene pool do not become cesspools at heartlanders.

 

[Spock]

News headline: Foreign birds have invaded SG and are now replacing local birds. Local birds need spurs stuck into their feathers to make them compete better with the foreign birds.

 

[halsey02]

Probably not a good idea. I've read research that says that when a colony of birds have decided a place is worth roosting in, they will stick to it. In fact, when part of the colony is lost, say through intermittent shooting, the remaining will make extra effort to make up the numbers by mating more frequently. The way to get rid of them is to make the whole place untenable, e.g., cutting down the trees (not always the best idea); or as one pest controller suggests, regularly spraying the trees with a grape juice based chemical (which the birds hate).

You never suggest. moving the people from the area, so that they birds can roost in peace. Some of them are PR's, some are FT's. PR's = the brown coloured mynahs ( not minahs), the black coloured ones are from India ( introduced by the Raj) are FT's.

 

[ThugSin]

"Shoot us???" :oIo:

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[saratogas]

Lots of angry birds looking for relief in Geylang over the weekends...

 

[Raiders]

Lots of angry birds looking for relief in Geylang over the weekends...

This has to be the most humorous post for this thread. Up you my 1 humble point

 

[ThugSin]

new post "Angry birds attack geylang chickens"

 

[NoNewsGood]

Once I drove into a HDB carpark at 5pm and found plenty of shady lots under the trees but was puzzled to see all the cars there parked elsewhere under the hot sun.

I parked in one of those shady lots. When I came back, I found my car covered with bird droppings and the trees were chirping with birds.

 

[halsey02]

Once I drove into a HDB carpark at 5pm and found plenty of shady lots under the trees but was puzzled to see all the cars there parked elsewhere under the hot sun.

I parked in one of those shady lots. When I came back, I found my car covered with bird droppings and the trees were chirping with birds.

You never had it so good, eh!?

 

[NoNewsGood]

You never had it so good, eh!?

Lucky my car not black colour. If not really like polka dots.....

 

[Talking Donkey]

Once i was at the turf club in KL punting horses,before the races start, when a crow dropping drop onto my head..
after that every horses that i bet lost their way home and that include me.:*: