Mouthpiece understating the obvious.
Peasantpore: The Peasantpore Moslem Korban Committee said there is a likelihood that the korban may not be held at mosques this year.
The korban ritual where livestock is sacrificed is held on Hari Raya Haji, which falls on 26 October. It marks a fable in the Torah where Abraham/Ibrahim simply kowtow his deity and tried to cull his child as a test of his 'loyalty'. Moral of story, 'pious obedience = prophet'.
The committee said the hypocritical Aussie arty farty authorities, who eat more beef in a month than all Asiatic moslems combined annually, have yet to approve the application for 16 mosques audited in April and July. A tacit way of saying the mosque failed to comply with its holier than thou 'Exporter Supply Chain Assurance System'.
Faced with no choice and little leverage against the lazy Aussies, the regime advises Moslems to look at North Matland or Indoland to make alternative arrangements to slaugher cows. The Aussies, ever eager to prove their superiority despite their convict background will not budge. Many uneducated, dole seeking Aussies derided the Moslem's Korban practice as 'cruel' and cleverly noted the Jews not not have similar ceremony despite sharing the same root. The derivative religions like Catholic or Protestant variants of Judaism, do not cull cows despite recognising the Torah as one of their holy books.
North Matland and Indoland are laughing at Peasantpore. Despite 'kawan kawan' with Asia's Policeman, Former Convict Aussieland, the regime has no balls to ask the Aussies to get their act together and cull the arty farty activists who proposed the ban.
Peasantpore: The Peasantpore Moslem Korban Committee said there is a likelihood that the korban may not be held at mosques this year.
The korban ritual where livestock is sacrificed is held on Hari Raya Haji, which falls on 26 October. It marks a fable in the Torah where Abraham/Ibrahim simply kowtow his deity and tried to cull his child as a test of his 'loyalty'. Moral of story, 'pious obedience = prophet'.
The committee said the hypocritical Aussie arty farty authorities, who eat more beef in a month than all Asiatic moslems combined annually, have yet to approve the application for 16 mosques audited in April and July. A tacit way of saying the mosque failed to comply with its holier than thou 'Exporter Supply Chain Assurance System'.
Faced with no choice and little leverage against the lazy Aussies, the regime advises Moslems to look at North Matland or Indoland to make alternative arrangements to slaugher cows. The Aussies, ever eager to prove their superiority despite their convict background will not budge. Many uneducated, dole seeking Aussies derided the Moslem's Korban practice as 'cruel' and cleverly noted the Jews not not have similar ceremony despite sharing the same root. The derivative religions like Catholic or Protestant variants of Judaism, do not cull cows despite recognising the Torah as one of their holy books.
North Matland and Indoland are laughing at Peasantpore. Despite 'kawan kawan' with Asia's Policeman, Former Convict Aussieland, the regime has no balls to ask the Aussies to get their act together and cull the arty farty activists who proposed the ban.
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