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(With apologies to Star Trek: The Next Generation)
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Blatta orientalis is your taxonomic nomenclature,
A resilient neopteran, and a scavenger by nature;
Your large compound eyes and flexible antennae
Sharpen your senses and make you an evolutionary winner.
An interesting adaptation is your flattened, segmented abdomen
Which allows you to squeeze into any tube or narrow cavern
Your mouthpart which includes a well-constructed mandible
Allows you to ingest any organic matter, whether plant or animal.
Your tough wings are essential for your aeronautic talents;
Your sturdy legs with five claws each manintain your sense of balance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
Your creepy crawly legs and wings scare any female human.
Your elementary behavior and lack of communication
Belies your hardy nature and resistance to radiation.
And though it is your nature to scurry without rest,
Your relentless attacks on WP make you a forum pest.
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Blatta orientalis is your taxonomic nomenclature,
A resilient neopteran, and a scavenger by nature;
Your large compound eyes and flexible antennae
Sharpen your senses and make you an evolutionary winner.
An interesting adaptation is your flattened, segmented abdomen
Which allows you to squeeze into any tube or narrow cavern
Your mouthpart which includes a well-constructed mandible
Allows you to ingest any organic matter, whether plant or animal.
Your tough wings are essential for your aeronautic talents;
Your sturdy legs with five claws each manintain your sense of balance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
Your creepy crawly legs and wings scare any female human.
Your elementary behavior and lack of communication
Belies your hardy nature and resistance to radiation.
And though it is your nature to scurry without rest,
Your relentless attacks on WP make you a forum pest.
