if you have been abducted, do not panic. they won't kill you, nor maim you. only traces of trauma and molestation are either a bloody nose or pain in the arse. even that is superficial and scratches will be gone in a week. but what goes deep inside is of much speculation. can either be a genetic implant of a bio substance or an artificial highly advanced gadget of nano proportion undetectable to modern detection or scanning instruments. basically, they can probe you deep, sometimes into your psyche that can literally psyche you out. the lucky gets to travel beyond space time to another dimension, a crystal palace where you're greeted by the supreme leader, someone akin to jong il with permed hair, not sperm hair, and ji does not stand for jemail islamiah. the journey is amazingly pleasant yet strange to new abductees. to protect your body from disintegrating and becoming vapor shit in space, it is enclosed in a vapor and water tight container or pod, with two oxygen tubes inserted into nostrils and feeding tube into mouth. entire life support pod is filled with gel like fluid, like hair gel or hair cream used by tt your new president. except that this gel like fluid is antiseptic and cleansing at the same time. abductee like equalisation will be thoroughly cleansed of alcohol residue, scum and cum from geylang ktvs and dirt from race tracks looking smooth like a baby and smelling good like sumiko. of course they will strip you naked and sterilize your clothes especially undie stains. at end of journey, they'll make sure you have your clothes back. they will undress and dress you back. telltale signs of abduction include underwear worn backwards, besides stains taken out. some aliens are sticklers for hygiene and cleanliness, and some are obsessive with groin stains so much so that they remove and keep them for snorting as a past time, much alike what you see with cocaine addicts. in the pod, your entire body is covered with this gel like substance. and it keeps flowing from head to toe, removing unremovable armpit odor from you and soothing you at the same time, so you don't panic and start shitting and or peeing in the pod. oh yes, they have tubes out of your orifices at the bottom half, to suck out your post processed lunch and heineken or chivas. for abductees like ramseth with a pony tail, the gel has shampoo like quality but it doesn't foam or produce suds. and if you're like makapaa, stop spamming with cut and paste in the pod. they may just get irritated and cut and paste you in multiple motherships and reassemble you at the destination. just shut the fuck up, enjoy the ride and don't ask questions.
