ALERT!! teekorbu at large in public pool

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this morning after a hearty dimsum breakfast with my li'l brother leetahsar, we went to swim - as usual in queenstown swimming pool.

it was my lst swim with him. boy! was he right about the weirdos in public pools! instead of diving into the pool, my li'l brother leetahsar had to use the pool steps. he got a chronic back pain. lo and behold! hogging at the steps in the pool was a lau auntie who kept staring up at LTS' groin. now how u expect him to lower himself into the pool with the lau teekorbu clinging onto the stainless steel step?

bo bian, LTS just forcefully, descended himself. i believed the lau teekorbu was having a priceless field day oogling at his precious.

while we were swimming, that teekorbu was still clinging to the steps waiting for her next anacondaic prey to descend. boy! this was indeed one of the weird moment which i thought was unbelieveable fr the many fantastic stories of LTS until i saw it myself.

that's not about all. after our swim, we had to get out of the pool. the lau teekorbu was still there. for me it was an effortless lift and out of the water fr the edge of the pool. poor li'l brother leetahsar being clumsily fat had to use the pool steps to get out. and yes! he was being oogled again by that lau teekorbu.

what a joke this swim turned out to be!

so be warned. when u r at some public pool, there could be this same lau teekorbu lurking at the pool steps and oogling at guys' in trunks. i must add that that horny old auntie appeared to be liked some desperate PRC pei-du mama grade.
 
after both of us were out of the toilet showering and changing, i was very surprised to notice that the lau teekorbu was still superglued to the pool steps. she wasn't swimming. she just kept clinging to the steps waiting for some unfortunate chaps to lower himself into the pool using the steps.

now what were the lifeguards there doing? practically NOTHING!!
 
noted for future reference.
 
strange that such imbecile loves reading my threads instead of hitting the IGNORE button.
 
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