Ah Tiongs like Sinkapore

[halsey02]

i co-rent a room with 2 forummers in bedok, but when i can't pay the rent i will either stay in the botanical gardens and live from the trash cans or shag the bedok landlady and get a reprieve when she is in good mood or a discount when she tries very hard but cannot cum. 2 fellow forummers can verify this. :o

You must be trashy...eating out of trash cans & shagging your landlady...!!

 

[eatshitndie]

You must be trashy...eating out of trash cans & shagging your landlady...!!

what to do? i only have myself to blame. the pap has made sg into such a livable and comfortable place that i take it for granted and spend every dollar i earn on hookers in geylang, 4d, ktv, hello kitty toys and a spanking new rice rocket with spoilers, loud speakers and turbochargers plus nitro pack. i would rather pay $500 for a happy ending with fox spirit and blow $2000 on roulette at rws than paying rent on time. the landlady is kind enough to forgive my rent, but shagging her as quid pro quo is an ultimate disgrace. cum to think of it, it's disgusting. dry black abalone. must use strong lubricant. i would rather shag sadplumpgal instead, and syphon off vegetarian food from temple like that hungry fatso lts.

 

[chonburifc]

Chow Ah Neh also like Stinking Land what? How come never write Stinking Land is CHOW AH NEH lampar 1 destination.

YUCKS! Stinking Land Sibeh CHOW! Wonder the CHOWness is infectious or not. KNN, sekali, the CHOW AH NEH pass the CHOWness to Sinkee peasants how arh?

 

[johnny333]

I doubt the ones visiting Spore are spending much here because I don't see many of them shopping at Mustaffa

I see many of them visiting Thailand. Suspect that most of these tourists travel on a package which includes Spore, Malaysia & Thailand. They are not stupid & will probably spend where it is cheaper. Same place where Sporeans go to find bargains , in LOS

 

[jw5]

i co-rent a room with 2 forummers in bedok, but when i can't pay the rent i will either stay in the botanical gardens and live from the trash cans or shag the bedok landlady and get a reprieve when she is in good mood or a discount when she tries very hard but cannot cum. 2 fellow forummers can verify this. :o

i think i mix you up with someone else, too many people in this forum. cannot remember them all.

yeah, those 2 forummers esnd is sharing the room with, one claims he is in SG when he is not, and the other claims he is not in SG when he is.

 

[halsey02]

what to do? i only have myself to blame. the pap has made sg into such a livable and comfortable place that i take it for granted and spend every dollar i earn on hookers in geylang, 4d, ktv, hello kitty toys and a spanking new rice rocket with spoilers, loud speakers and turbochargers plus nitro pack. i would rather pay $500 for a happy ending with fox spirit and blow $2000 on roulette at rws than paying rent on time. the landlady is kind enough to forgive my rent, but shagging her as quid pro quo is an ultimate disgrace. cum to think of it, it's disgusting. dry black abalone. must use strong lubricant. i would rather shag sadplumpgal instead, and syphon off vegetarian food from temple like that hungry fatso lts.

You must be living a Swiss Standard life, where housing is available for an income of $1,000, medical at $8, & insurance to cover you, to "Infinity & beyond"...every thing is affordable, everything is beautiful...please says thanks! (:-

 

[halsey02]

yeah, those 2 forummers esnd is sharing the room with, one claims he is in SG when he is not, and the other claims he is not in SG when he is.

When the lights are out the sHE is a HE & then when the light is on, the he is a sHE!

 

[eatshitndie]

When the lights are out the sHE is a HE & then when the light is on, the he is a sHE!

when lights are out, we all give gang up, go gungnam and give sam a blanket party. :o

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

they use sg as a convenient stopover for shopping, sleeping, sexing and showering while exploring regional straits chinese cultural spots such as malacca and penang. while in malacca, i had 3 tiong aunties tailing me, wanting to tag along and asking all kinds of questions. i gave them a history lesson of how admiral he and his huge fleet of treasure ships anchored off malacca and dumped ming princesses and their female attendants at the port for local chiefs and sultans to mate. they got all wet and horny. :p

surprised these china cunts didn't know the history of their own country and need a person that has ancestors from their own country to tell that that.

 

[johnny333]

When the lights are out the sHE is a HE & then when the light is on, the he is a sHE!

Is that worse than finding that the she is Lee Wei Ling or Ho Ching :o

 

[halsey02]

Is that worse than finding that the she is Lee Wei Ling or Ho Ching :o

You get both, that must be the mother of all nightmare...best go get some flowers & bathe upsidedown!!

 

[Leongsam]

when lights are out, we all give gang up, go gungnam and give sam a blanket party. :o

I've worked it out. I can be at two places at the same time after all.

 

[eatshitndie]

I've worked it out. I can be at two places at the same time after all.

welcome to the omnipresence club. you have arrived, and gms the grandmaster is here to receive you.