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ah neh's letter

erection2015

Alfrescian (InfP) + C
*Madam:*
* I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore.
Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press
myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Punjab. I am nice and big, six
foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because
I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like
cricket and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come
running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of
my rapid balls that bounce a lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I
am jolly. I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft.
I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies
to get on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I
am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every
morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am
pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am
pumping the dumb belles in the Jim.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always
open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself
only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday.
That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my
house and take my things into your hand.
If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving
you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in
the Jim. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I
will press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head
between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope.
I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with
anticipation.
Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours
Choudhary Warraich born by mother in Okara and become big in
Lahore, Punjab.
 
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