Advance copy of tonight's speech

[A Singaporean]

My fellow Singaporeans. Since I last spoke to you regarding the implementation of CB, we continue to make very good progress in containing the virus. Although some of you may see the daily spike in new cases, WHO has assured me that there is nothing to worry about. Just like the last time when they recommended that mask to be worn only if you are sick. Therefore my fellow Singaporeans, the government cannot be held responsible for any disaster that may fall upon us. Furthermore the majority of those who were infected with the virus are all Ah Nehs and I have been assured by PM Modi that he has ample supply of Ah Nehs ready to fill their places. Unlike PM of NZ my government take not any pay cut as I have been told by my fellow cabinet members that the business leaders would not respect us if our salaries are not among the 10%,highest paid income earners in Singapore. Therefore it is with much reluctance that I am going to announce another 10% increase in salary to me and my team. Some of you may think that the government is not ready nor able to deal with the coronavirus. Nevertheless it is a honest mistake, let's move on and good night.

 

[laksaboy]

"And don't forget to follow me and my wife on our social media accounts!"

 

[tanwahtiu]

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My fellow Singaporeans. Since I last spoke to you regarding the implementation of CB, we continue to make very good progress in containing the virus. Although some of you may see the daily spike in new cases, WHO has assured me that there is nothing to worry about. Just like the last time when they recommended that mask to be worn only if you are sick. Therefore my fellow Singaporeans, the government cannot be held responsible for any disaster that may fall upon us. Furthermore the majority of those who were infected with the virus are all Ah Nehs and I have been assured by PM Modi that he has ample supply of Ah Nehs ready to fill their places. Unlike PM of NZ my government take not any pay cut as I have been told by my fellow cabinet members that the business leaders would not respect us if our salaries are not among the 10%,highest paid income earners in Singapore. Therefore it is with much reluctance that I am going to announce another 10% increase in salary to me and my team. Some of you may thing that the the government is not ready nor able to deal with the coronavirus. Nevertheless it is a honest mistake, let's move on and good night.

 

[Leepotism]

"And don't forget to follow me and my wife on our social media accounts!"

 

[chucky]

"Please continue to think well of me on account of my father."