accolades for jw5

[GoldenDragon]

I think you should have included a poll. :p

Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, even though I don't agree with everything jw5 says, I think he's still the nicest member in this forum. :o

Thanks bro. We need more contributions.

You are right. My boss is the nicest.

Boss- lucky man someone posted

 

[harimau]

- the most prolific contributor in this forum
- definitely a scholar, poet, gentleman

can't think of more

which of his posts impressed you? Mind sharing?

 

[GoldenDragon]

Bitchy Doggie, have you had your dinner?

Going to. Hope you are not asking for ta Bao. Heard you never pay back money type.

 

[jw5]

No need, fucktard moron. Enjoy your dinner while ang mos enjoy your wife.

Going to. Hope you are not asking for ta Bao. Heard you never pay back money type.

 

[jw5]

Hi TeeKee,

It should be this one.

A long long time ago and in a land far far away
A boy started a forum for folks to have their say
It’s meant for the common man a place for all and sundry
He tried to think of a good name and finally thought of sammy

A pathetic coward from the elite wanted to say his piece
Too scared to appear in public this place to him was bliss
His chosen nick was scroobal a name now known to all
It would be fine except it didn’t say that he was missing one ball

He claimed to be a know-it-all and he would name drop daily
His behaviour as seen by most was that of a manipulative bully
Arrogance was his forte and he was not beyond deceit
If you wanted him to like you, you had better lick his feet

Disagree with him one time and he would never forget you
Tyrants like him would never allow you to have your point of view
This piece of shit would sometimes try to talk like the common man
But if you dared to go against him he would hit you with a ban

He would later lie about it and claim it was not him
It’s simply normal for this asshole to think that we are dim
He has a bunch of elite cronies who would follow him to the end
This bunch of sycophants insist on keeping their heads in the sand

Blind to the bullying and manipulation he continues with gutso
This egoistic charlatan scroobal has really reached a low
He has no self-awareness his upbringing is in question
What he needs from the rest of us is to be taught a severe lesson

He claims to be a defender of the common man but that is pure bullshit
Just mention anything about those elites and he’s chomping at the bit
His anger with the men in white may sometimes confuse us
Most likely he was discarded by them and thrown under the bus

This manipulative bully still runs the roost but this ditty is for fun
If you think of trusting him, remember he said “Khaw will not run!”
If this piece of scroobal shit does not realize he’s a bullying pest
The rest of us will simply have to think of ways to whip his fucking ass.

which of his posts impressed you? Mind sharing?

 

[GoldenDragon]

which of his posts impressed you? Mind sharing?

Every single one dude!

 

[gsfosnis]

wahlaneh! why no accolades? he is worth something surely.

leongsam put me on a $10 per hour minimum wage evening shift : 8 to 1am.

So here is my contribution.

jw5 is sammyboy's long service crew and a poetic talent.

 

[jw5]

Thanks. But please vote <GoldenDragon> as your preferred friend in the other thread as he is much more Needy. Thanks in advance.

leongsam put me on a $10 per hour minimum wage evening shift : 8 to 1am.

So here is my contribution.

jw5 is sammyboy's long service crew and a poetic talent.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Hi TeeKee,


It should be this one.
QUOTE]

Good one boss. Hope everyone' reading and memorizing. If not ur efforts down the longkang.

More boss we want more we want more we want more ......

 

[jw5]

GoldenDragon aka Mark Andrew Yeo

Learn how to manage the quote tags you fucktard moron.

 

[GoldenDragon]

GoldenDragon aka Mark Andrew Yeo

Learn how to manage the quote tags you fucktard moron.

sorry boss i old man close to 60 yrs old. not familiar with quote tags. if 53 yrs old i sure know.

 

[jw5]

Yes, it is only right that you remember what is posted about your age and be indignant if you are made out to be older.

sorry boss i old man close to 60 yrs old. not familiar with quote tags. if 53 yrs old i sure know.

 

[GoldenDragon]

boss, bad news.

i spoke to one of the staff at loyang tua pek kong to pray for us. instead i got scolded in front of everyone. not easy being your runner.

staff told me u n ur kakis were there last week. took the prayer items to pray without paying. when caught promised to return to pay but never did. worse, ah meng ta pau some of the prayer items and spotted consuming them in one corner.

boss, your handsome photo is there now. next to it, owe$ pay$. i very malu u know. why cant you just pay?

when i arrived at novena, i got the shock of my life. your handsome photo big big in the hall. when i spoke to the priest after telling him about your prayer request, Father Scroobal told me to tell you to fuck your granny and mummy at one go. also, Father Scroobal confessed to me that your ka chng white white smooth smooth type. brought back fond memories for him.

tomorrow i go mosque see can improve your status anot.

 

[jw5]

No accolades for me, but there were 2 accolades for your wife and 1 for your daughter.

boss, bad news.

i spoke to one of the staff at loyang tua pek kong to pray for us. instead i got scolded in front of everyone. not easy being your runner.

staff told me u n ur kakis were there last week. took the prayer items to pray without paying. when caught promised to return to pay but never did. worse, ah meng ta pau some of the prayer items and spotted consuming them in one corner.

boss, your handsome photo is there now. next to it, owe$ pay$. i very malu u know. why cant you just pay?

when i arrived at novena, i got the shock of my life. your handsome photo big big in the hall. when i spoke to the priest after telling him about your prayer request, Father Scroobal told me to tell you to fuck your granny and mummy at one go. also, Father Scroobal confessed to me that your ka chng white white smooth smooth type. brought back fond memories for him.

tomorrow i go mosque see can improve your status anot.

 

[eatshitndie]

omg! 4 pages of drivel in 1 day! sbf is thriving with traffic.

 

[GoldenDragon]

boss i left so long yet no one por you ah? very malu one like that. after all that u cuntributed to make the forum a huge success, no one acknowledges your efforts? ungrateful buggers right?

 

[GoldenDragon]

No accolades for me, but there were 2 accolades for your wife and 1 for your daughter.

boss me 2 wives and 3 daughters so must be 5. like the 5 after your 'jw.'

 

[jw5]

The other wife and 2 daughters nobody wanted to fuck them because of their diseases.

boss me 2 wives and 3 daughters so must be 5. like the 5 after your 'jw.'

 

[GoldenDragon]

omg! 4 pages of drivel in 1 day! sbf is thriving with traffic.

dun be rude bro. say something nice about our poet The Macho Man. jahjah is his 'Elizabeth.'

 

[GoldenDragon]

The other wife and 2 daughters nobody wanted to fuck them because of their diseases.

correct correct boss.