Thanks to the Pinoy maids, Orchard Road comes alive on Sundays.
Burmese maids also claim the entire territory stretching from the Esplanade Park, the Padang and up north until Peninsula Plaza. Many are wearing their 'Aung San Suu Kyi' sarongs.
This slut is like telling them, can you all fuck me till my hole bleed?
Sorry Mdm,
you're not our type,
we are gays,
you can buy a cucumber from cold storage next door.