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A Song to Get Over The Recent Mess-Up In Singapore.

Kohliantye

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Dear esteemed readers and contributors
With all the woes like MRT, high costs of living and rising kopi-o prices, let me share a joke with you good people.
You deserve a good laugh....You have been thru a lot of pain lately.
These is the story of Three Ah Bengs.

One evening, 3 Ah Bengs by name of Ah Singh, Or Yew and Ah Mee, came out from the MRT tunnel soaked in sweat and stinking.
They already had one too many
Frustrated and angry, they went to a nearby karaoke.
This karaoke only played English songs.
Ah Mee demanded to sing a song.
He gave the title as "Ah Cheng Buay Loti" in typical Hokien jargon.
The DJ could not comprehend and told Ah Mee that they don't have such a song.
Or Yew, Ah Singh and Ah Mee became furious and threatened to smash the DJs equipment.
Luckily one Ah Low, an educated man was there. He was a true PR guy.
He brought, Ah Singh, Or Yew and Ah Mee to the side and spoke to them at length.
Ah Low then went to the DJ and told him about Ah Mee's request.
Ah Mee took the mike and started singing tthat song
It was "Unchained Melody"


Have a good week ahead. Heading for the nearby kopi-shop for u know what I like.
 
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