A Practical Invention/Design

[Froggy]

You have this you don't need anything else

 

[Seamaster]

I must say Bangkok is ONE up against Singapore.

Terminal 21 toilet bowl

 

[Froggy]

Many newly renovated Central Plaza departmental stores also changed to this.

I must say Bangkok is ONE up against Singapore.

Terminal 21 toilet bowl

 

[Romagnum]

Always try to clear all, don't break halfway or let go in starts and stops, so that there won't be little bits afterwards as the anus muscle relaxes fully

At home, I will wash and not use paper, more environmentally friendly

If after constipation and there's some soreness or sensitivity, apply a bit of honey including lubing inside, quite soothing

Added benefit is that if your partner likes to do ass rim, she'll like the taste too

 

[Nazgul]

Oh yes.... but the new sinkie plastic notes are fine. old damp notes also give me the shivers

I like to keep old notes.

 

[R y u]

I must say Bangkok is ONE up against Singapore.

Terminal 21 toilet bowl

Impressive. So clean that u can drink from it.

 

[Guile]

Always try to clear all, don't break halfway or let go in starts and stops, so that there won't be little bits afterwards as the anus muscle relaxes fully

At home, I will wash and not use paper, more environmentally friendly

If after constipation and there's some soreness or sensitivity, apply a bit of honey including lubing inside, quite soothing

Added benefit is that if your partner likes to do ass rim, she'll like the taste too

Do u still have pain in your ass?

 

[Travellor]

Tuayapeh says , if your tongue is as long as mine , you can lick the shit out of your ass hole .

Then how the fuck you expect to french kiss nicole seah with that shitty mouth of yours tuayapeh?

 

[Enforcer]

I still prefer the old style squatting toilet. The only toilet that I sit down is in my own house.

 

[ykhuser]

The problem is I'm a germophobe. Toilet door handles, flush handles and taps give me the creeps. It's a terrible affliction.

the gross start the moment your hand touch the spray. the spray handle sure got shit deris.
second the deris washed onto the floor.the floor is wet.
the next person step on it and pass the deris to his ferrari carpet and pass the deris onto his brake pedal.
then he flush the toilet, the button kena.
then he touch the tap to wash his hand.the tap kena the shit deris.
then he unlock the door lock to go out.the door lock again kena-ed the shit deris.
then his shoes step into the kitchen floor.
next another dirty old man wash his raw chicken on the kitchen floor, and you say the chicken yum yum.
then the mechanic went to service the faulty brake pedal of the ferrai, his hand kena the shit deris.
suddenly the mechanic take out a stick of ciggratee to smoke.his lip kena the shit.
suddenly he use the phone without washing his shit hand.the phone kena.
then got 1 chiobu used that shit phone on her left face .she kena
then on vietlaine day, you book 1 FL chicknen and lick her left face, you lick your own shit.

 

[Travellor]

the gross start the moment your hand touch the spray. the spray handle sure got shit deris.
second the deris washed onto the floor.the floor is wet.
the next person step on it and pass the deris to his ferrari carpet and pass the deris onto his brake pedal.
then he flush the toilet, the button kena.
then he touch the tap to wash his hand.the tap kena the shit deris.
then he unlock the door lock to go out.the door lock again kena-ed the shit deris.
then his shoes step into the kitchen floor.
next another dirty old man wash his raw chicken on the kitchen floor, and you say the chicken yum yum.
then the mechanic went to service the faulty brake pedal of the ferrai, his hand kena the shit deris.
suddenly the mechanic take out a stick of ciggratee to smoke.his lip kena the shit.
suddenly he use the phone without washing his shit hand.the phone kena.
then got 1 chiobu used that shit phone on her left face .she kena
then on vietlaine day, you book 1 FL chicknen and lick her left face, you lick your own shit.

Oh what a tangled web we weave......

 

[Qualcomm]

then got 1 chiobu used that shit phone on her left face .she kena
then on vietlaine day, you book 1 FL chicknen and lick her left face, you lick your own shit.

Bro is that your field report?

 

[eatshitndie]

it's more hygenic for everyone to carry a tiny plastic squirt gun. half a cup of water in the toy gun can do wonders. squirt at arse after shitting. squirt into mouth for a quick rinse. squirt at mei mei neh neh for a wet t-shirt. squirt into eye if dust get in. squirt at peeping tom staring into a hole. very practical. offensive, defensive and preventive. can replace water with acid for attack mode. can fill it with cologne for buaya mode. handy, small and can sneak into pocket, pouch or purse. no contact with kar chng, chee bye or lan jiao. squirt to your heart's content. refill is everywhere where there is a tap.

 

[ShangTsung]

the gross start the moment your hand touch the spray. the spray handle sure got shit deris.
second the deris washed onto the floor.the floor is wet.
.

Excellent. Flawless victory.

 

[looneytan]

stupid PUB don't allow the use of this model, they say spray outlet is directly below arse opening therefore your shit might drop in the water outlet and contaminate the whole Singapore

the same goes to bidet with water jet located below

 

[ykhuser]

it's more hygenic for everyone to carry a tiny plastic squirt gun. half a cup of water in the toy gun can do wonders. squirt at arse after shitting. squirt into mouth for a quick rinse. squirt at mei mei neh neh for a wet t-shirt. squirt into eye if dust get in. squirt at peeping tom staring into a hole. very practical. offensive, defensive and preventive. can replace water with acid for attack mode. can fill it with cologne for buaya mode. handy, small and can sneak into pocket, pouch or purse. no contact with kar chng, chee bye or lan jiao. squirt to your heart's content. refill is everywhere where there is a tap.

the best still carry your own wet tissue

avoid wetting the whole floor.
yuck, i hate wet floor.your long jean will sure kena a bit.
i also hate toilet door without hook.sometime you carry bag, and you need to shit.where do you guy hang it?
best is 1 door 3 hooks.
1 for bag
1 for jean
1 for underwear

last time those rsaf 1 single piece coverall,you can image those female regular need to pee.need to strip nake before pee

 

[eatshitndie]

the best still carry your own wet tissue

agree. anti bacterial unscented wet wipes are the best. 3 packs for very cheap price at ntuc. when in sg, i always carry a pack. better than dry tissue for cleaning mouth and hands after a meal in the food court. convenient to pull one and clean arse after shitting. however, must be careful not to throw wet wipes into toilet bowl. they will clog it as they are not easily biodegradable upon contact with water. what i do is fold toilet paper into 4-ply and dap toilet paper onto wet wipe to get some moisture for cleaning either the kar chng or lang jiao (i know tmi). dry toilet paper on kar chng will not produce effective results. it also scratches the soft sensitive opening and can cause bleeding (i know tmi again).

i'm an advocate for wet wipes, unlike someone here who claims he carries a full size bidet where ever he goes, including checking thru' security at the airport and carrying it on the plane.

 

[ykhuser]

agree. anti bacterial unscented wet wipes are the best. 3 packs for very cheap price at ntuc. when in sg, i always carry a pack. better than dry tissue for cleaning mouth and hands after a meal in the food court. convenient to pull one and clean arse after shitting. however, must be careful not to throw wet wipes into toilet bowl. they will clog it as they are not easily biodegradable upon contact with water. what i do is fold toilet paper into 4-ply and dap toilet paper onto wet wipe to get some moisture for cleaning either the kar chng or lang jiao (i know tmi). dry toilet paper on kar chng will not produce effective results. it also scratches the soft sensitive opening and can cause bleeding (i know tmi again).

i'm an advocate for wet wipes, unlike someone here who claims he carries a full size bidet where ever he goes, including checking thru' security at the airport and carrying it on the plane.

but then, some might complain the wet tissue is cold to the skin.need to bring portable warmer to warm out the wet tissue

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

agree. anti bacterial unscented wet wipes are the best. 3 packs for very cheap price at ntuc. when in sg, i always carry a pack. better than dry tissue for cleaning mouth and hands after a meal in the food court. convenient to pull one and clean arse after shitting. however, must be careful not to throw wet wipes into toilet bowl. they will clog it as they are not easily biodegradable upon contact with water. what i do is fold toilet paper into 4-ply and dap toilet paper onto wet wipe to get some moisture for cleaning either the kar chng or lang jiao (i know tmi). dry toilet paper on kar chng will not produce effective results. it also scratches the soft sensitive opening and can cause bleeding (i know tmi again).

i'm an advocate for wet wipes, unlike someone here who claims he carries a full size bidet where ever he goes, including checking thru' security at the airport and carrying it on the plane.

Must have been that clown television and his clone general.

Washing your ass is the cleanest i feel but you need the proper equipment and also you need to take care yourself. Some ppl don't know how to do it. If you don't have a hose to spray and for some reason you're a lousy aimer and don't know how to spray then it's useless and actually more gross than using water.

 

[Froggy]

stupid PUB don't allow the use of this model, they say spray outlet is directly below arse opening therefore your shit might drop in the water outlet and contaminate the whole Singapore

the same goes to bidet with water jet located below

I'm surprised PUB doesn't allow this when its sold in Singapore and I have 3 of these installed in my house.