A man was arrested in Aberdeen for carrying a bag containing eggs within the vicinity of the Queen's coffin.

Can't he say that he intends to cook omelette to sacrifice to the Queen?
 
They should ban shitskins also in case they try to rape her. :eek:
She's a piece of white meat after all, though cold.
 
It was more fun when England and Scotland were separate entities, and they constantly went to war. :biggrin:

 
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