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_*Intelligent Answers*_
_*Wife*, "Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me?"_
_*Husband (Calmly)*, "Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person."_
_*What a decent way to Reply!*_
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_*Wife to her Accountant Husband*_:
_What is Inflation?_
_*Husband*: Earlier you were 36-24-36._
_But now you are
48-40-48._
_Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before._
_This is INFLATION ._
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_*Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.*_
_*Interviewer*: What is Recession?_
_*Candidate*: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!_
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_*Accountancy Fact:*_
_What is the difference between Liability & Asset?_
_A drunken Friend is a liability._
_But,_
_A drunken Girlfriend is an Asset._
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_*An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 Wives.*_
_A- Monopoly should be broken._
_B- Competition improves the quality of service._
_If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!_
_If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!_
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_*Wonders before and after Marriage.*_
_When you are in love,_
_Wonders happen._
_But once you get married,_
_You wonder, what happened._
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_*Philosophy of Marriage*_ :
_At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.._
_Later, somehow don't know why.._
_alphabets get reversed.._
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_*Secret formula for Married Couples...*_
_"Love One Another"_
_And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
_*Intelligent Answers*_
_*Wife*, "Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me?"_
_*Husband (Calmly)*, "Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person."_
_*What a decent way to Reply!*_
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_*Wife to her Accountant Husband*_:
_What is Inflation?_
_*Husband*: Earlier you were 36-24-36._
_But now you are
48-40-48._
_Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before._
_This is INFLATION ._
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_*Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.*_
_*Interviewer*: What is Recession?_
_*Candidate*: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!_
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_*Accountancy Fact:*_
_What is the difference between Liability & Asset?_
_A drunken Friend is a liability._
_But,_
_A drunken Girlfriend is an Asset._
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_*An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 Wives.*_
_A- Monopoly should be broken._
_B- Competition improves the quality of service._
_If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!_
_If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!_
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_*Wonders before and after Marriage.*_
_When you are in love,_
_Wonders happen._
_But once you get married,_
_You wonder, what happened._
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_*Philosophy of Marriage*_ :
_At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.._
_Later, somehow don't know why.._
_alphabets get reversed.._
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_*Secret formula for Married Couples...*_
_"Love One Another"_
_And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
