51YO Thai Woman Sent To Hospital With Cucumber Up Her Privates; Said It Was An Accident

[eatshitndie]

She should have used a banana instead of a cucumber.

banana get crushed easily and go flacid after 6.9 minutes - not enough time to achieve orgasm.

 

[laksaboy]

She should have used a banana instead of a cucumber.

Use sugar cane.

 

[eatshitndie]

so my friends out there, please don't take any salad from your your lesbian friends.

yes, always look at wet slimy cucumbers in the fridge with suspicion wherever there’s a virgin, milf or single mom in the home.

 

[eatshitndie]

Use sugar cane.

that was how molasses are made in southern cane plantations when white daughters paid a visit to their favorite nigger slave boys.

 

[eatshitndie]

hanor, if god meant for a temun to know where to posit itself for a pin-point insertion and happy landing for women, he'd given them eyes or a gp system

in the end there’s a happy ending for all as medical staff gets a chuckle seeing green surrounded by pink while thigh woman gives birth to a vege dick constantly in erection. must have been a collective orgasm and sigh of relief in the operating room. tibun is signed by doc - “a hard one to yank.”

 

[LaoTze]

She should have used a banana instead of a cucumber.

She could have used pineapple. Get Ginfreely as her cuntsultant for expert advice!

 

[laksaboy]

so my friends out there, please don't take any salad from your your lesbian friends.

Don't worry, I don't hang out with the degenerates from Pink Dot.

Degenerates = LGBT folks, and their straight supporters who show up to virtue signal about how 'progressive' they are.

 

[Valium]

She could have used pineapple. Get Ginfreely as her cuntsultant for expert advice!

Motherfucker Ginjibye has upgraded her choice of veggies.

 

[glockman]

my instinct is correct. I know a lesbian couple whom like to organise salad party. I guess they recycle their carrots and cucumbers and turn them into salad to serve their friends

Can you get yourself invited to one of their parties? Take some photos and post here lah.

 

[nightsafari]

It's all @Froggy fault. Go hydrotherapy and bohiew her! Lol

ya lah! too much hydros theraspy to keep his skin from drying out....

 

[nightsafari]

slippery when wet lah. moreover shape of cucumber makes it difficult to grab and pull out without a string attached or handle. one way to remove diy in front of mirror is to screw a corkscrew into tip of cucumber and pull out slowly. vaginal muscle contraction tends to swallow it full inside, like your rectum. for rectum insertion, cucumber goes in cums out with belachan pickled flavor. in hospital or clinic they will use a tong. btw, she must be at home walking around without panties or thongs. otherwise, underwear can prevent such an unbelievable “accident”.

omg please don't tell me this amount of detailed knowledge is from personal experience!

 

[Leckmichamarsch]

@ginfreely what's your favourite vegetable?

Cactus