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PEASANTPORE: President Phony Ah Yam will make a five-day state visit to Union of Burma from April 1-5.
At the invitation of Burma Ruler Thein Sein, Phony Tan will visit northern Burmese states of Naypidaw, Mandalay and Yangon. In the new administrative capital, Nay Pyi Taw, Phony Tan will receive a ceremonial welcome drug lord-cum Shogun turned Ruler, Thein Sein. As in most Asiatic talk fest, Phony Tan will also be hosted to a State Sex Banquet by Ruler Thein Sein.
During his visit to the capital, Phony Tan is expected to meet with the Nether House of Parliament Swine, Thura U Shit-Man and oppressed Chairperson of the National League Feudalism, Aung San Suu Kyi. The Burmese are curious to know how it is possible to win an erection with only 33% of the vote compared to 99.9% in North Korea and 92% in Commie PRC.
In Mandalay, Phony Tan will view a Peasantpore funded pediatric emergency care training programme with cheap labour provided by KK Women's and Children's Hospital. Of course, nobody will ask why Peasantpore is so generous to Burmese but stingy towards its own peasants who begged for cheaper child hospitalization bills.
In commercial capital of Yangon, the Phony Tan will officiate the opening of the quasi-intelligence agency disguised as a trade organization, IE Peasantpore office. He is also expected to meet with Peasantpore merchants and their corrupt partners from the Burma economic looting agencies. He will share ideas how OCBC will help corrupt Burmese merchants, politicians, and drug lords bring loot to Peasantpore securely. Overseas Peasantpore peasants and merchants based in Burma will get a chance demonstrate the Asiatic kowtow to Phony Tan to prove their allegiance and political closeness to Ruler Loong.
Phony Tan will be accompanied by Penang Laksa Khaw, Arse Luck Teo SPG Irene Ng and the Katespade Tinpot Ling, surplus to requirements but they surely earned their well deserved holidays.
Observers said Phony Tan's trip to Burma is symbolic.
Peasantpore and Burma established diplomatic ties in 1966. Both countries have regular trade exchanges. It is open secret that Burmese drug lords and corrupt rulers routinely launder their ill-gotten gains in Peasantpore since the 1970s.
"Peasantpore is a parasite, it only stood by Burma during the hard times because Burmese drug lords and corrupt tinpot rulers routinely send their ill-gotten gains to Peasantpore banks, especially OCBC. In return, Peasantpore's Temasick and GIC invest in key sectors of the infrastructure that really helped the Myanmar rulers to stash their cash in Peasantpore's banks.
I think the visit by the Phony Tan is a very important reminder to the Burmese rulers that Peasantpore only got eyes for money and will balk Aung San as long they give monetary and trade benefits to Ruler Loong. In addition, Burma's rulers can learn from Phony Tan why they only need to secure 33% of the votes to win in political erections," said Academic Quack Maitrii Aung-Thwin from the department of Modified History at the National University of Peasantpore.
He added: "It also signals to Ruler Loong that Burma's military will continue to mismanage the country despite some wayang performed by freeing Aung San. Ruler Thien Sein wants to tell Phony Tan that it is still business as usual and the Burmese military will rather bankrupt the country than allow an Arab Spring to occur after seeing what happened to Gadaffi."
When Ruler Thein Sein visited Peasantpore last year, the two regimes signed a Memorandum of Understanding on the Peasantpore-Burma Sex Technical Cooperation Programme.
Under that programme, Peasantpore will provide training to Burma in areas like vile Legalist political system and pseudo economic development.
Many don't expect any new agreements to be inked during the Peasantpore rubber stamping president's visit.
Moe Thuzar, coordinator of the Burma Sex Studies Group explained: "Peasantpore also wants us to join the other South East Asiatic states to balk Commie PRC with Uncle Sam as the puppet master. However we are wary of Ang Mohs (pedophiles) even as we do not full trust the PRCs....so we adopt a wait and see approach."
Phony Tan's visit is seen as timely on two fronts. One, it is about one year since Burma Ruler Thein Sein visited Peasantpore to secure agreements that Burmese drug money and their elite's ill-gotten loot will be safe in Peasantpore should an Arab Spring like revolt succeed.
Secondly, Uncle Sam and Commie PRC are starting the Great Game soon, Burma wants to see why it should follow ASEAN to balk Commie PRC with the crafty Yankees.
In addition, 33% Rubber Stamp President Phony Tan will try to drum up support for Uncle Sam by convincing Burmese military swines that Uncle Sam will implicitly support military rule if the waxwork generals balk Commie PRC.
PEASANTPORE: President Phony Ah Yam will make a five-day state visit to Union of Burma from April 1-5.
At the invitation of Burma Ruler Thein Sein, Phony Tan will visit northern Burmese states of Naypidaw, Mandalay and Yangon. In the new administrative capital, Nay Pyi Taw, Phony Tan will receive a ceremonial welcome drug lord-cum Shogun turned Ruler, Thein Sein. As in most Asiatic talk fest, Phony Tan will also be hosted to a State Sex Banquet by Ruler Thein Sein.
During his visit to the capital, Phony Tan is expected to meet with the Nether House of Parliament Swine, Thura U Shit-Man and oppressed Chairperson of the National League Feudalism, Aung San Suu Kyi. The Burmese are curious to know how it is possible to win an erection with only 33% of the vote compared to 99.9% in North Korea and 92% in Commie PRC.
In Mandalay, Phony Tan will view a Peasantpore funded pediatric emergency care training programme with cheap labour provided by KK Women's and Children's Hospital. Of course, nobody will ask why Peasantpore is so generous to Burmese but stingy towards its own peasants who begged for cheaper child hospitalization bills.
In commercial capital of Yangon, the Phony Tan will officiate the opening of the quasi-intelligence agency disguised as a trade organization, IE Peasantpore office. He is also expected to meet with Peasantpore merchants and their corrupt partners from the Burma economic looting agencies. He will share ideas how OCBC will help corrupt Burmese merchants, politicians, and drug lords bring loot to Peasantpore securely. Overseas Peasantpore peasants and merchants based in Burma will get a chance demonstrate the Asiatic kowtow to Phony Tan to prove their allegiance and political closeness to Ruler Loong.
Phony Tan will be accompanied by Penang Laksa Khaw, Arse Luck Teo SPG Irene Ng and the Katespade Tinpot Ling, surplus to requirements but they surely earned their well deserved holidays.
Observers said Phony Tan's trip to Burma is symbolic.
Peasantpore and Burma established diplomatic ties in 1966. Both countries have regular trade exchanges. It is open secret that Burmese drug lords and corrupt rulers routinely launder their ill-gotten gains in Peasantpore since the 1970s.
"Peasantpore is a parasite, it only stood by Burma during the hard times because Burmese drug lords and corrupt tinpot rulers routinely send their ill-gotten gains to Peasantpore banks, especially OCBC. In return, Peasantpore's Temasick and GIC invest in key sectors of the infrastructure that really helped the Myanmar rulers to stash their cash in Peasantpore's banks.
I think the visit by the Phony Tan is a very important reminder to the Burmese rulers that Peasantpore only got eyes for money and will balk Aung San as long they give monetary and trade benefits to Ruler Loong. In addition, Burma's rulers can learn from Phony Tan why they only need to secure 33% of the votes to win in political erections," said Academic Quack Maitrii Aung-Thwin from the department of Modified History at the National University of Peasantpore.
He added: "It also signals to Ruler Loong that Burma's military will continue to mismanage the country despite some wayang performed by freeing Aung San. Ruler Thien Sein wants to tell Phony Tan that it is still business as usual and the Burmese military will rather bankrupt the country than allow an Arab Spring to occur after seeing what happened to Gadaffi."
When Ruler Thein Sein visited Peasantpore last year, the two regimes signed a Memorandum of Understanding on the Peasantpore-Burma Sex Technical Cooperation Programme.
Under that programme, Peasantpore will provide training to Burma in areas like vile Legalist political system and pseudo economic development.
Many don't expect any new agreements to be inked during the Peasantpore rubber stamping president's visit.
Moe Thuzar, coordinator of the Burma Sex Studies Group explained: "Peasantpore also wants us to join the other South East Asiatic states to balk Commie PRC with Uncle Sam as the puppet master. However we are wary of Ang Mohs (pedophiles) even as we do not full trust the PRCs....so we adopt a wait and see approach."
Phony Tan's visit is seen as timely on two fronts. One, it is about one year since Burma Ruler Thein Sein visited Peasantpore to secure agreements that Burmese drug money and their elite's ill-gotten loot will be safe in Peasantpore should an Arab Spring like revolt succeed.
Secondly, Uncle Sam and Commie PRC are starting the Great Game soon, Burma wants to see why it should follow ASEAN to balk Commie PRC with the crafty Yankees.
In addition, 33% Rubber Stamp President Phony Tan will try to drum up support for Uncle Sam by convincing Burmese military swines that Uncle Sam will implicitly support military rule if the waxwork generals balk Commie PRC.
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