Neh! one that Eve ate was not apple. maybe sour grapes or God's brain!
One that fell on Newton's head is real apple but it takes a dickhead Pommies to say they discover gravity. Chinese knows that everday you shit the shits can only go downwards so why bother to know how there is gravity. All these newton's law are fuck shit theroies.
Now another Pommies have a fake apple. All these Pommies bull shits can go fly kite.