Serious 25% of Sinkie Couples Want To Divorce! 32% Prefer Hp To Fucking!

[Wunderfool]

My wife was standing and looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me ," I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment."

I replied, " Your eyesight is perfect."

And then the fight started .....

 

[Wunderfool]

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said," I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds. "

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started ....

 

[Wunderfool]

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
“I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?””

Nah, she can order for herself.”

And then the fight started…