18 Things You Should Never Do on an Airplane

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Please! Don’t walk around barefoot

Skip the ice in your drink

Don’t sit in your seat the entire flight

Ditch your contact lenses

Don’t turn off the air vent over your seat

Don’t eat food after it’s fallen on the tray table

Don’t use the blankets

Don’t forget to stay hydrated

Opt out of coffee or tea

Don’t booze too much

Don’t touch the flush button in the bathroom

Don’t fall asleep against the window

Don’t wear shorts

Don’t feel embarrassed to tell a flight attendant you’re not feeling well

Get stuck with the middle seat

Don’t touch the flush button in the bathroom

Don’t fall asleep against the window

Don’t feel embarrassed to tell a flight attendant you’re not feeling well

Don’t neglect your A.M. skin care


Don’t fall asleep before takeoff

Don’t guzzle a soda
 
Don’t lodge your knee against the seat in front of you - if you flying cattle class. Don’t attempt to have sex in the tiny toilet cubicle. Don’t shit in the toilet. Don’t go to toilet after an Indian.
 
My wife was caught by the stewardess giving me a hand job. The stewardess gave us an embarrassed smile and came back with two glasses of champagne for us. We were lucky she didn't complain us to the captain. Don't get caught in a sex act while on a plane.
 
My wife was caught by the stewardess giving me a hand job. The stewardess gave us an embarrassed smile and came back with two glasses of champagne for us. We were lucky she didn't complain us to the captain. Don't get caught in a sex act while on a plane.
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My wife was caught by the stewardess giving me a hand job. The stewardess gave us an embarrassed smile and came back with two glasses of champagne for us. We were lucky she didn't complain us to the captain. Don't get caught in a sex act while on a plane.
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never go into the same restroom cubicle after desi mama has done her deed. it's a war zone. must wait for (poor) flight attendant to clean up after her.
 
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