10 REASONS WHY CELEBRITIES LOVE Sinkie MEN

[Extremist]

If you pay any attention at all to entertainment news, you would probably have noticed how Singaporean men were in the spotlight this weekend.

Well, sort of.

On Saturday, Hong Kong-based actress-director Charlie Young married her long-time Singaporean beau Khoo Shao Tze in a high-profile wedding at W Hotel in Sentosa, attended by celebrities including Tsui Hark, Anita Yuen, Gigi Leung, Valen Hsu and Angelica Lee.

Then on Sunday, Taiwanese star Vivian Hsu announced her engagement to Singapore-based entrepreneur Sean Lee.

And they are not the only ones who have, erm, fallen prey to men in Singapore. Remember Gong Li and her ill-fated marriage to Singaporean businessman Ooi Hoe Seong?

(Special mention to Vanness Wu, Chow Yun Fat and William So, who will marry, married, and used to be married to — in that order — a Singaporean woman.)

So what is it about guys in Singapore that makes them particularly irresistible to celebrities?

We can’t really speak for Charlie, Vivian and Gong Li, but we can think of a few reasons why.

1. Our Singaporean man has that sexy, sexy Singaporean accent. Who can resist a man telling you how much he lurfs you?

2. Our Singaporean man is very loyal to his woman. If you see his eyes straying, trust us when we say he’s probably just looking out for the summons auntie.

3. Our Singaporean man is practically a ninja. Put him on the MRT at peak hour and he’ll show you how he elbows slow and weak people out of the way for a seat.

4. Our Singaporean man knows how to eat chilli crab. Properly. He eats it in record time, doesn’t leave a single shred of flesh, and still has time to peel the claw for you. (Note: Peeled crab claw only available before marriage.)

5. Our Singaporean man is great at math and science. This means he can calculate with dexterity how much Toto he needs to buy before he can retire.

6. Our Singaporean man is hot and sweaty. Like, seriously, all the time.

7. Our Singaporean man doesn’t have many siblings. That means fewer nosy relatives to deal with, dear girl.

8. Our (average) Singaporean man is quite small. This means you’d be able to carry them to the emergency room if anything should happen.

9. Our Singaporean man has spent all his money on COE and the apartment. This means he won’t have any money left for mistresses or secret girlfriends.

10. Our Singaporean man went to the army. That should mean something, right?



Hon Jing Yi

TodayOnline Reporter

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

10. Our Singaporean man went to the army. That should mean something, right?



Hon Jing Yi

TodayOnline Reporter

This report should be filed under 'Jokes' section

 

[syed putra]

So why is the birth rate so low? Shooting blanks?

 

[Shingz]

So why is the birth rate so low? Shooting blanks?

10. Our Singaporean men go to army.
But most of them me are vovo king.

 

[zhihau]

So why is the birth rate so low? Shooting blanks?

bro,
some of the bros here may have children they never knew they had :o:o:o

 

[Narong Wongwan]

This report should be filed under 'Jokes' section

It's not even funny.....
Failed machiam that Belmont Lay chap

 

[zeddy]

Hon Jing Yi

TodayOnline Reporter

Only this fucktard Leeporter would find his article funny..

 

[laksaboy]

Here's the bitch presstitute who wrote this crap:

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jing-yi-hon/1b/819/974

Jing Yi Hon
Features Reporter, TODAY at MediaCorp Pte Ltd
Singapore Writing and Editing

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Digital Reporter, Channel NewsAsia at MediaCorp Pte Ltd
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June 2013 – Present (6 months) Singapore

Digital Reporter, Channel NewsAsia
MediaCorp Pte Ltd
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October 2011 – May 2013 (1 year 8 months) Singapore

• On-air reporter for stories with a special focus on social media and technology
• Assisted in the overhaul of Channel NewsAsia’s social media presence
• Reported live on social media from breaking news situations as well as major global and local news events
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Amusa Films
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• Assisted in the production of a television commercial for a property in Flushing, NY
• Organized and conducted casting calls independently
• Acted as translator between Cantonese-speaking and American crew
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B.A., Comparative Literature: Literature in 3 Languages (Honors)
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• Wrote entertainment news stories independently
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• Wrote entertainment news stories, social news stories, television drama reviews and supplementary articles
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[gingerlyn]

could be related to hon sui sen?

 

[zeddy]

Looks like Miss Piggy..

Too bad the Shit Times obituary section don't need any reporter if not she can contribute some of her humorous articles at that section..

 

[gingerlyn]

This piece of news is all rubbish.
if sinkie men are so good, why Lee YiPeng, son of PM Lee Hsien Loong is still single?
why dont you see pretty celebrity like Ayumi Hamazaki marries Lee YiPeng?

 

[ThugSin]

bo liao... zzz

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

She's ugly but she has connections.

 

[tonychat]

She forgot one thing:

sinkie men are ball-less. just look at Zeddy!!!

 

[GoldenDragon]

She's ugly but she has connections.

Lady-in-white in the near future?

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

2 words. Woman Charter.

 

[zeddy]

Wah so funny... Clap clap.. Now go suck your ladyboy wife cock.. LOL..

 

[ykhuser]

She forgot one thing:

sinkie men are ball-less. just look at Zeddy!!!

why you both alway attacked each other?

 

[zeddy]

why you both alway attacked each other?

Tonychat is angry that I and the many others make fun of him and bully him.. So I appeal to all not to bully Tonychat anymore.. Tonychat is also a human being.. He must have been hurt deeply by all these years of being bullied in this Forum..

 

[blindswordsman]

So what is it about guys in Singapore that makes them particularly irresistible to celebrities?

We can’t really speak for Charlie, Vivian and Gong Li, but we can think of a few reasons why.

There is another very important reason: Celebrities love to control others because they think that they are superior mortals. They cannot tolerate dissent and sinkie men are simply irresistible because sinkie men only open their mouths when they yawn. No yawn, no open mouth. Open mouth, no sound. Celebrities like it this way.