Are you stupid ? Don't you know this is an English forum ?
How old is your housemate ?
This type of 示弱追求招數 can only work on virgin girls. Once the girl has seen a lanjiao, she becomes a woman. If she had fondled a lanjiao before, she has no more innocence. If she had squeezed a lanjiao with her vaginal wall, she has become a 藍鳥玩家．No literary works can work on her, let alone some half-baked 詞不達意 Chinese lyrics which have "I studied Chinese as a 2nd Language" written all over the face. If you want to turn her on, you must write directly:
這世間太多的女人犯賤
你是我見過賤中之賤
不如來一炮，哪怕就一秒．
Her 鮑魚 has already 開光 which means she is now an enlightened 鮑魚 capable of applying @sbfuncle 's patented art of clear-mindedness to any romantic relationships.
藍鳥玩家 only responds to two things - money or a big hard cock.
If you attempt to use literature skills on a 藍鳥玩家, she will only think you are childish, and she will remain silent to see how low you will stoop. For a 藍鳥玩家 if she cannot spend your money or play with your cock, she will toy with your dignity.
Your stupidity is confirmed when you post Chinese in an English forum.
just send her this songAre you stupid ? Don't you know this is an English forum ?
How old is your housemate ?
This type of 示弱追求招數 can only work on virgin girls. Once the girl has seen a lanjiao, she becomes a woman. If she had fondled a lanjiao before, she has no more innocence. If she had squeezed a lanjiao with her vaginal wall, she has become a 藍鳥玩家．No literary works can work on her, let alone some half-baked 詞不達意 Chinese lyrics which have "I studied Chinese as a 2nd Language" written all over the face. If you want to turn her on, you must write directly:
這世間太多的女人犯賤
你是我見過賤中之賤
不如來一炮，哪怕就一秒．
Her 鮑魚 has already 開光 which means she is now an enlightened 鮑魚 capable of applying @sbfuncle 's patented art of clear-mindedness to any romantic relationships.
藍鳥玩家 only responds to two things - money or a big hard cock.
If you attempt to use literature skills on a 藍鳥玩家, she will only think you are childish, and she will remain silent to see how low you will stoop. For a 藍鳥玩家 if she cannot spend your money or play with your cock, she will toy with your dignity.
Your stupidity is confirmed when you post Chinese in an English forum.
She will be touched by my sincerity...actually I need her to contact me because I got some important document left inside her bank safe deposit box...I need the document now...knn...if not I also won't bother to be niceSend women such things, she will only despise you.
She will be touched by my sincerity...actually I need her to contact me because I got some important document left inside her bank safe deposit box...I need the document now...knn...if not I also won't bother to be nice
I did the normal mode but no reply
Why is this thread in imh folder???
@Nanodick wants a higher degree of privacy for his 小男人的心聲。
Finally ....later afternoon will get my stuff back! Yeah!
