Are you stupid ? Don't you know this is an English forum ?
How old is your housemate ?
This type of 示弱追求招數 can only work on virgin girls. Once the girl has seen a lanjiao, she becomes a woman. If she had fondled a lanjiao before, she has no more innocence. If she had squeezed a lanjiao with her vaginal wall, she has become a 藍鳥玩家．No literary works can work on her, let alone some half-baked 詞不達意 Chinese lyrics which have "I studied Chinese as a 2nd Language" written all over the face. If you want to turn her on, you must write directly:
這世間太多的女人犯賤
你是我見過賤中之賤
不如來一炮，哪怕就一秒．
Her 鮑魚 has already 開光 which means she is now an enlightened 鮑魚 capable of applying @sbfuncle 's patented art of clear-mindedness to any romantic relationships.
藍鳥玩家 only responds to two things - money or a big hard cock.
If you attempt to use literature skills on a 藍鳥玩家, she will only think you are childish, and she will remain silent to see how low you will stoop. For a 藍鳥玩家 if she cannot spend your money or play with your cock, she will toy with your dignity.
Your stupidity is confirmed when you post Chinese in an English forum.
