Just took company provided bus home - my second job as part time waiter, first job is telemarketer
Waiting job is more stressful because got to run around and deal face to face with difficult people
On the phone, the most they scold you and slam the phone down
Anyway, today I was at one table where a group of hens were talking in their fake accents while deciding what to order.
I can't remember all but it goes something like this
Hen 1: Whoa, don't know if this good. I tried this in New York last year, I wonder if this chef is half as good
Hen 2: New York, yeah, New York, I love the place. I will make it a point to go there at least once a year to meet our friends. I got this bag there in summer.
Hen 3: Aiyoh, I should have gone to New York. But I went to Milan instead. I bought this bag, only $2,000, so cheap. Next time you should go with me and get some more bargains. I show you around Milan. How about you Sharon?
Sharon (the No 4): Sorry, I wish I could but I want to spend time with Derek.
Hen 3: Eeee, so boring. But maybe you are different. The three of us went uni together but you didn't get a degree. Expectations different.
Sharon (sensing the insult): It's okay, I've no degree and I'm not as pretty as all of you. But I am happily married with two kids. The three of you pretend to be happy with your degrees but at 35 still no life.
After that, Sharon left. The other three, stunned, did not order food but lots of liquor to get drunk
I don't know whether to feel sad for them.
Waiting job is more stressful because got to run around and deal face to face with difficult people
On the phone, the most they scold you and slam the phone down
Anyway, today I was at one table where a group of hens were talking in their fake accents while deciding what to order.
I can't remember all but it goes something like this
Hen 1: Whoa, don't know if this good. I tried this in New York last year, I wonder if this chef is half as good
Hen 2: New York, yeah, New York, I love the place. I will make it a point to go there at least once a year to meet our friends. I got this bag there in summer.
Hen 3: Aiyoh, I should have gone to New York. But I went to Milan instead. I bought this bag, only $2,000, so cheap. Next time you should go with me and get some more bargains. I show you around Milan. How about you Sharon?
Sharon (the No 4): Sorry, I wish I could but I want to spend time with Derek.
Hen 3: Eeee, so boring. But maybe you are different. The three of us went uni together but you didn't get a degree. Expectations different.
Sharon (sensing the insult): It's okay, I've no degree and I'm not as pretty as all of you. But I am happily married with two kids. The three of you pretend to be happy with your degrees but at 35 still no life.
After that, Sharon left. The other three, stunned, did not order food but lots of liquor to get drunk
I don't know whether to feel sad for them.
