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2 crack ur fingers is gud ... 2 finger ur crack is betta ... - confused us ...

ok ... u can now njoy arieff yong version on how 2 eat a burger ... ...

y she listen 2 advice of tis a fren? ... wen ur frens c u doing wel, dey can oni b jealous of u ... their advice wun b gud 4 u ... dey cant wait 2 c show dat u fail ... myr$800,000 vs sgd$244,000? ... shud kip it in myr ... nice number ... rather dan 2 convert it 2 2 die twice ...

did u c teres a small hole @ a strategic location on ze partition betwin ur cubicle n his? he cud b oogling @ u while doing his wateva ...

after u sold ur fud 2 a buyer, ze fud belongs 2 ze buyer ... how ze buyer gonna eat ur fud is none of ur blahdy biz ... dey can even gif it 2 their dawgs ... ya ... u did ur gr8 research 2 design portions 4 diners ... but u oso noe ur sizes dun fit all diners ... pipz now buy 1 meal n shared...

oredi skiving la ... but skive 2 x la! ... 1st, skive from orifis ... den, skive from mos ... both sides thot he @ ze other place ... but he went 2 a small room ...

warao eh! ... tis kind of bs oso can cum up wif ... ai oso got no intelligens ... if u google now, ai oso gif tis answer ... from ze same fb sos ofcos ...

y tis siam king burger so gan jeong open his blahdy mouth n help defend ze operator? ... ze hawker centre being in his constituency is not a strong enuff reason 4 him 2 cum out 2 defend ze operator ... there r definitely many of dese quarrel issues evrywhere in his constituency, y he never...

continue from previous ... me noticed den dat my hand was resting on my chest ... so me quikly moved it away .... (tel ur family members wen c u sleeping wif ur hand on ur chest, mov it 2 ur side 4 u) ... days later, me was lying on ze bed n wondered wat cos tis ... me happened 2 rook @ ze...

livi9ng from hand 2 mouth is immaterial ... sinklies r happy n satisfied dat dey can boast dat sinkielan is richest cuntry in ze world n dey live in a million $ flat ...

me oso got sexperiens b4 ... got 1 time, me was in half dream half awake state ... me saw a thick mattress moving towards me n wanted 2 drop on top of me ... waran eh! ... u wan 2 drop on top of me, me muz let u drop meh? ... me quikly tried 2 mov my body away ... but no matter how me tried...

tis 1 oso hang tings on himself like a xmas 3 ... ...

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watz ur definition of quality of life? ... how u measure dem? ...

he got his venn diagrams wif him? ...

if her biz evryday were as gud as her last day, she wun nid 2 close shop ...

cute ... wif or wifout her new sexy pair of glasses? ...

iz all her fault ... she got all ze chances of avoiding such misunderstandings, but she never did ... y she never juz say kofi? ... she used ze frases kofi shop, having kofi ... she cud haf used dem wen she spoke 2 her boss ... she cud haf asked where she cud haf a kofi ... kofi pao ka liao...

aiya ... sinkielan oso same same la ... ask ah hansum king (英俊王) 2 visit sinkielan la ... ze primary kids oso cant speak their own dialects la ... morova 煲冬瓜 oso half bucket sh*t ... but dey noe how 2 raucous, rambunctious n discombobulate la ...

ah stefanie soo ... waz ur nick here ... cum clean wif it ...