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    [Sg] - Man defecates in broad daylight at Bukit Batok void deck stairs, woman screams & takes his photo, so he pulled up his pants & ran

    Your people shit and have sex within their own household; incest is a game the whole family plays together.
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    Please share your funniest jokes here!

    A mother just gave births to twins (a boy and a girl), and asked her brother (the uncle) to suggest names for them. Uncle: The girl should be named 'Denise'. Mom: That is a nice girl's name. How about a name for the boy? Uncle: The Nephew. *Denise is actually 'The Niece'
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    Serious Air CECA asked SIA to hand in $billions!

    This is the real Air (in) India
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    500 carparks gantry facing technical issues islandwide

    I am already thankful that the ERP gantries in the CBD have not been switched on for some time.
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    Why Indrani Rajah only told us about her mum recent death but never tell us how she enjoy her minister million dollars pay ?

    Indranee claims that it was AI-generated i.e. she merely shifted her files before standing up.
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    Please share your funniest jokes here!

    Doctor: “Congratulations! I hear that your 20-year-old wife is expecting your child. You know, there was a bear hunter in a village. He never missed a shot. However, 1 day he was in a hurry, and took his umbrella instead of his rifle by mistake. When he encountered a bear, he still didn’t...
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    Please share your funniest jokes here!

    A tall and menacing-looking Sikh man walked into a pub one night. After a few drinks, he went outside and found his bicycle missing. He suspected that it was the work of pranksters, and warned that if his bike was not returned to its original spot in 10 minutes, "I will do what I did last year...
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    Please share your funniest jokes here!

    A genie offered an NUS professor 1 wish out of 3: to be the richest, most handsome or wisest man on earth? The prof requested to be the wisest man in the world. After his wish was granted, his students asked him to say something really enlightening. The prof replied: "I should have taken the money!"
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    A man become a father at age 93

    The spirit (lust) may be willing, but the flesh (penis) is weak.
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    Sikh soldiers and their commandments in time of War

    Who was the Sikh who joined the Cambodian scam syndicate? Sum Singh.
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    500 carparks gantry facing technical issues islandwide

    You mean sensors, don't you?
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    [Sg] - Man defecates in broad daylight at Bukit Batok void deck stairs, woman screams & takes his photo, so he pulled up his pants & ran

    Thankfully, I have always made it to the toilet on time, but I am unsure if this will continue as I age. My closest call was when the urge was so immense that I was barely able to pull down my pants before everything flowed out as I was preparing to sit down. Needless to say, the seat of the...
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    Heng Jun Hao, 29, Ex-auxiliary police officer, took loaded gun to Bugis+, wanted to kill himself over breakup

    Just because that tiny water pistol inside your pants can no longer load, it does not mean that there are no young and unstable SPF or Certis officers walking around with a loaded weapon.
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    Why Indrani Rajah only told us about her mum recent death but never tell us how she enjoy her minister million dollars pay ?

    It is to show us that PAP politicians are also human; not merely greedy elites with no conscience or care for others.
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    Heng Jun Hao, 29, Ex-auxiliary police officer, took loaded gun to Bugis+, wanted to kill himself over breakup

    This is untrue since men are still expected to be the pursuers and not the pursued.
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