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For that, we can only thank the Global Ah nehs who live in shit holes and in extremely crowded cities. Ignore the pest control people, tell them and you can hear money jingling in their brains. If you go to Mustafa center, there is a shelf dedicated to clearing them. There is all kinds of...

Its on liveleak. Viewers saw the con straightaway. A few frames were cut and you can see him pulling the boxes with a strings. For the believers, please buy some 3 ft joss sticks and pray to Tua Pek Kong, luck will soon come.

Once I met Rais Yaitim, who is a respected Malaysian politician. There was an election in JB which he was involved then. I asked him about what he thinks. Was surprised by his humble response that its up to the voters to decide. LKY will tell you the election is yours to lose. If you wish your...

Do your bit. If you agree with micstw, up his points. Having been around in Singapore, what he says is much much closer to the truth than shit times will ever have you believe.

There was one case involving a Japanese lady who claimed to be the illegitimate daughter of Emperor Hiirohito, a Taiwanese colonel plus a Japanese interpreter. They went to a sinkie guy for help to approach the banks to encash some cashier orders worth hundreds of millions. The scam is sure to...

Singpost must be among most shitty of all the postal administrations worldwide. With compact and high density housing, it is much cheaper to operate postal service compared to many countries with huge land mass and sparse populations like Australia or Sweden. Postal Administrations charge each...

But then where are all the kids with ang kongs all over their arms and legs going to find jobs? Selling durians and roasted chestnuts are the few jobs available for them.

Since this is a talk cock forum. You may talk all the cock you want. For rowdiness, go to RWS, the aunties there mutter chaocheebye everytime they loses. If you are an auntie playing 5$ per round (by combining bets of course) sure they black face when auntie wins. Auntie all hawkeyes and...

I am going to miss Carrefour Suntec for its ribeye steaks they put on sale now and then. Their bread used to be 2 for one after 9pm but no more. The sad signs are there. One outlet after another closing down in Malaysia. Parking is free for motorcyclists so a big plus.

Agree here. Kopiuncle giving other uncles very bad name.

Firewood is very expensive. In Ah Neh land, bodies of many are half burnt and thrown into river ganges to be eaten by stray dogs. The new thing is to freeze dry the corpses which turn into dust when shaken.

Get fleet enema for adults. Although single use, you can fill up with water and reuse again and again. Put some vaseline and shove the tip up your a-hole, squeeze. Your rectum soon fills with water and so is the urge to shit. Enjoy. Do that before doing anything important, like giving a 2 hrs...

A classic picture. Can't do this is digital DSLR unless photoshop the clouds for details. Anyway the cyclist got himself to blame, riding at 6.55 am when other drivers are still sleepy and probably hogging an entire lane cycling 2 abreast. Even on motorcycle I fear for my own life when going...

Our Nparks order saplings by lorryloads from Malaysia, then anyhow grow and anyhow chop. Contractors are paid $200 to chop them down. People who are growers and farmers see as huge waste. We have the best A4 qualified botanists scholars working there, getting paid just as much to drink coffee.

The same team of doctors keeping Khoo Teck Puat alive is now taking care of the despot. Kopitiam talks says he getting regular blood tranfusions of young blood donors. But health is only as good as your weakest link.

Tastiness and price does not factor much. If you are at a high rent and high traffic area, Yakun offers a relatively cheap and convenient place for a simple bread and coffee snack. Most neighbourhood coffee taste like longkang water anyway. Hardly any fragrance as they use very cheap coffee and...

Only GongKias use CPF to buy insurance plans. Sure kenna con big time.

Right! Beggars and those no longer contributing to the country like our aged parents should be put on an island with explosive implanted in their brains. Only the last one standing (by killing the rest) will have it removed.

You may drop and bend over. Just make sure the other hand covers your backside. Doesn't work if he is also Speedy Gonzales.

Talking about Harakiri, you should watch this unforgettable movie. http://youtu.be/L6tp8r0E68w