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Bhai, players from the Great Hindustan should be imported to improve the level of soccer over here. We can all break out into song and dance when we qualify for the World Cup. Namaste.

Bhai, I support the move to provide financial aid to the locals here. While Madam Aung San was imprisoned, Singapore has accommodated Myanmar expatriates for the past 20 years. Lets take Myanmar and Singapore relations to the next level with Myanmar donating 10% of its GDP to the locals here for...

Bhai, full steam ahead please retirement is a dirty word. Namaste.

Bhai, I fully support the genetic engineering doctrine proposed by your Great Leader to take Singapore up the next level. We are more than happy to contribute. Teri ma ki chut mai sabka lund. Namaste.

Bhai Tony, for the love of all sentient living beings, I support the cause of sacrificing the lives of 7 billion living beings at the top of the food chain to save Mother Gaia. Thank you for your great sacrifice in order for our world to progress. Namaste.

Bhai, please understand that the name is Bengali in nature and not misconstrued as a local kiddie joke as that of an ambulance siren. Namaste.

Bhai, I am eternally grateful to the local man for showing so much charity to my comrades from Sina. Chinese should be revered as a universal cosmo language just like Sanskrit. Even the ancient Egyptians learned the language. Let me try my hand in translating the wonderful calligraphic message...

Bhai, the name Iskandar is a sanskrit name and is a possible invasion target of the great Hindustan. May I suggest an alternative name change of Ramlee to reflect the truly asian nature of the habitat? Namaste.

Bhai JW5, Bhai Babu is on a pilgrimage along the river bank of the Ganges. May the Lord Brahma bless him with ultimate wisdom. Namaste.

Deedee, please understand that it is inappropriate for ladies to solicit sex openly on a public forum. May I suggest that you look up to Miss America 2013 as a perfect role model. Namaste.

Bhai, Attila the Hun would be proud of this girl. Standing ovation please. Namaste.

Bhai, please understand some good guys win outside the movie theatres. Namaste.

Bhai, please understand that if you only choose to pinch your child if he has disciplinary issues, don't expect the state to dish out the same punishment if he chooses the path of a criminal. Namaste.

Bhai, your stand up comedy is even better than my bhai Russell Peters. Absolutely mind blasting stuff. Namaste.

Bhai, I support the notion that the mother should be thrown into prison instead for her failure as a parent. Cause and effect in motion like what the Lord Buddha warned. Namaste.

Re: Happy 90th Harry! From Queen Lizzy, your former colonial mistress Bhai, we should all wish the Ghandi and founding father of Singapore the best of health so that he could lead this great adopted nation of mine to greater glories and continue driving this golden age 4 trillion dollar economy...

Re: Your motherfucker Lee Kuan Yew and his family will not behave like this Bhai, I'm sorry to hear that the vaccine had no effect on you. By the grace of the Lord Brahma, I will pray for a miracle that will rid you of your physical and mental disabillities. Namaste.

Re: Oh shit! Now the shit skins will be boasting for one whole year. Bhai, by the grace of the Lord Brahma, she has made our people proud. America please open your floodgates so that we can make your country great again. Jai ho! Namaste!

Bhai, please be informed that a lotus can emerge from muddy waters. I implore the authorities to segregate all peace loving bhai protestors from the undesirables for proper treatment. Namaste. Lotus Muddy Waters

Bhai, look on the bright side of life. As a gesture of goodwill by the grace of the Lord Brahma, we can conduct free blessing rituals so that all of us can live in peace and harmony and enjoy trouble free bus rides.