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    Quotable quotes of Jerry Gee, proud owner of SKE XXXX BMW 535i in NewPaper report

    Re: Rich cheebyeface says got money, can suka suka break the law The other driver's kid was in pm session Pri 1 but mom was late so driveway cordoned off already. So kerbside near the cordon is the next safest dropoff point. No hassle to swing back out unless... F10 idiot did not come early to...
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    Living in JB 2 (Johore)

    Gruppenfuhrer Liebfraumilch! Transtel Koln rekommendation triple konzertina mit extra umlaut. Bodenstaubsauger ein spandau pillbox mit statik jagdpanzer kupola. Beanz meanz heinz mark mit den drei streifen!
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    Living in JB 2 (Johore)

    His back fence is close to the outer perimeter and the drain alongside is in no man's land. Maybe that's why he worry. Nevertheless, short of a watchtower, the verboten Stalag look is complete.
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    JB/SG Crimewatch

    Re: JB : One Hour of Terror ! Mother and father of Singapore PR is "Singaporean Couple"? Son don't want to do NS izzit?
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    All about cars in Malaysia

    Re: Most economical car to drive between JB and Singapore Full frontal crash like that even golf carts can pass. Is there a youtube clip of an Alza offset frontal test? Offset frontal test where only half of the front absorbing all the impact will give a truer picture...
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    All about cars in Malaysia

    Re: Most economical car to drive between JB and Singapore
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    Living in JB 2 (Johore)

    Got KFC college already. This school no stress one.. Homework Tests Exams All..CHICKEN.
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    Some common Malay words that are useful to know in JB

    My primary school kid once quipped.. "What Mother Tongue? They should call it Grandmother Tongue. We only speak Malay to nenek."
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    Some common Malay words that are useful to know in JB

    Correctomundo. Stick with Malay. Best to leave Arabic greetings and phrases to people of the faith. Some Malays don't mind, but others will think that you are 'over' (over the top) and you'll immediately sense an air of unease.(silent alarm just went off. Interloper alert! Interloper alert!)
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    Some common Malay words that are useful to know in JB

    Wrong if you slur it into 'makaf'. Don't carry the 'k' into the next syllable. Its a glottal stop. You can get by just pronouncing it as ma-af though.
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    Living in JB

    Don't even need to be a Malay. Take out the intel chip from your computer and show them. If it says 'Malay' then hosayliao.
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    Living in JB

    Dafuq is work contribution? He no get pay ah? Working for free at something that no Sporean can do izzit? If contribute by chionging swa with me up Pengkang hill then come and talk contribution. When Singaporeans renounce, they are also not welcome to work back in Sing. How's this different...
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    Living in JB 2 (Johore)

    As you are exiting the Johor customs complex upslope, overhead sign shows left lane to KL but currently blocked off. That should lead to the EDL.
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    where is your favourite mc donald outlet?

    That's not their own car park unlike Kallang and AMK Park where 1st hr free. Don't forget to put coupon.
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    where is your favourite mc donald outlet?

    Mmmm Hardess's.. Mmmm... Hardee's Mushroom Swiss Burger..mowtatteng.. BK's mushroom swiss is a pale shadow but it'll do.
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    Living in JB 2 (Johore)

    If you drive MY reg vehicle you can pump 95 petrol which is close to diesel price. Look out for upcoming launch of the new Ford Ranger and Chevrolet Colorado if you prefer trucks.
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    Living in JB 2 (Johore)

    I think it's a bit longer than 30 mins nowadays. First time I drove a boat out of Raffles Marina, I didn't realize Spore's south west coastline have changed so much it took me close to 2 hours just to get south of Sentosa. From then on I never rent boats from that marina anymore.
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    Whitney Houston RIP

    Agree and well put. The original was an intimate, heartfelt lover's lullaby.
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    Newbie questions

    Re: Visa Considerations for Living in JB? Difference is "US" is inviting us to buy homes here and even provide MACS to aid all this toing and froing without using up your passport pages. Its hardly surreptitious and quite a few Sporeans have Johore address on their pink ic. Appreciate sharing...
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    Newbie questions

    Re: Visa Considerations for Living in JB? You're overthinking it. We are just day trippers! PR is required if you want to work here and extended visa if own country is too far away to fly home to every month. Think about. You only get in trouble in a foreign country if you 1. Enter illegally 2...
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