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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." " 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" -- She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."...

bro yy has not stopped looking atb these 2 since you posted ...he hasnt reported for work too.

I am quite certain a fair amount of guys read the jokes as the views do increase on a daily basis and no adverse comments so far. I'm sure yy must be chuckling a lot. I know I do bro. Thanks for the jokes.

Go look for some more, yy is waiting. :p

Dave was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily. "What's up, Dave?" asked the bartender. "It's not like you to be so down in the mouth." "It's my five-year-old son, Little Johnny," the man replied. "Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school? My boy's just the same...

Doctors recommend that women Reduce the risk of breast cancer, by having Their breasts sucked and fondled on. It is said that regular sucking of The breast lowers the risk level. The breasts must be sucked and fondled As often as possible, To help women fight breast cancer. Men please do...

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?' To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'those are called condoms, son.... men use them to have safe sex.' 'Oh I see,' replied the boys pensively...

[B]The Jewish Samurai[/B Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped...

That being the case, I know just the very guy who could help you

I'm available should you require stand ins.

A woman in the grocery department of a super-market bend down to pick up some tomatoes. At that moment she felt a sharp pain shooting down her back: she became immobilized and let out a shriek. A shopper standing next to her leaned over knowingly and said, "If you think tomatoes are...

Love your latest avatar yy

Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband: what did the doc say ? Wife:- .No chance for u to survive

A man had just Boarded and settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his Black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The...

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate...

A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands. Next, the woman points up; the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his crotch. Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus. A...

General Musharaf, President of Pakistan was awoken at 4am by the telephone. Minister: "Jannab, its the Minister of Health here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Rawalpindi has burned to the ground. It is estimated that...

Why 2 bombs on Japan and not 1 for Japan and the other for Germany?

Four monks decided to go into silence for a month. They sarted out well enoughbut after the first day one monk said, "I wonder if I locked the door of my cell at the monastery before we set out." Another monk said, "You fool! We decided to keep silence for a month and now you have gone...

2 rounds of donations should do the trick