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I thought your mom would cry for joy because you will finally have someone to tidy up your messy bedroom.
Is it weird to date an office cleaner?
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My mum is a snob.
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Your mom prefers accountant.
Got accountant + virgin. The former got certificate to prove, the latter by swearing.
Heavenly vegetables.
Ask your mom okay or not.
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All mothers want the best for their children. My colleague's mom prefers his brother's wife who is an accountant, but has far less affection for his Vietnamese wife who is a homemaker.
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My mum only likes one person. My damn ex housemate.
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This is because your ex-housemate has a kind heart; she cares for even the smallest animals like ants.
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That is because she has never met the Heavenly Vegetables with HSN capability.
HSN = Hymen Self-Renewal
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My wife has great affection for the 'python' inside my pants.
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BTW is your ex mentor still alive or dead? Or in IMH already?
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She's just a libtard woman lor.
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You should have had babies with her; your offspring would have been kind-hearted people.
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She would have converted you to become the Ant-Man.
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Happily married, again. Maybe.
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