Recent content by upzmypointsnow

alive too.

Welcome back, some of us thought you got married to Cruxx and retired from the forum.

At a party recently someone yelled,"All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed to death.

A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, day ye hiv ony books on suicide?" To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says, "F*** off, ye'll no bring it back!"

Not to worry Mr Hokkien. I am Hokkien too and will restore your points.

Glad you like it here bro. After you have saved sufficiently from selling your pratas and briyanis, you may want to donate to this forum to receive untold blessings from the boss so that your fun here will be greatly enhanced.

Hello Goondusamy I can see you are very new here so I would like to give you some sound advice so that you will thrive in this forum and not end up a smalltime loser. Firstly you should change your name if you want to do well. The Goondu is fine because it shows good modesty which many here...

Will you upzmypoints if I were to put forward good ideas?

Done already brother. Never mind its ok , you can upz back when you have power.

No response , no donations. I wonder why.

My points have been stagnant for many days. Come on people cant you reward me for all the good posts that I've made and the help I've given?

Lack of style got you shafted brother.

Just run through all my previous posts. I am sure you will pick up my style. Its important you follow it as closely as you can.

I go where the points are so you could say I am points partisan.

Please dont laugh. I've just got heavily zapped yesterday. Lost nearly 30 points and I am so very sad.