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1st time was at newton mrt 6.9 years ago.

random atb milfs would approach me and ask for directions to “cheap” hotels. and when i helped find the way they would ask “can you help check me in?”

yalor, it’s blue butterfly pee flower color on a plate of nasty kpkbu.

any tiongbu asks you to top her up at motel 69?

please lah. more than 6.9 out of 10 russian women are naturally attractive. less than 3.69 out of 10 tiongbu are passable with filters or makeup. plums to loquat. raspberries to goji berries.

yalor. can hear them clearing their throats with guttural growls near the entrance at ranch 99 (a californicate asian supermarket). at least they do it near the entrance and not in the middle of the food court. this is why when one enters ranch 99 must do the sashay and sometimes the cha cha to...

that’s because most of these losers have “invested” interests in atbs’ ccb, condos in ccpland, cheated cpf withdrawals, cash for coitus, con marriages, etc. they are doubling down in denial and doing otherwise will only mean their decades of devotion and “deposits” are done and dead. nothing to...

in the heat of fighting or fucking i don’t think elephants can hear any ant’s peepsqueak or sexclamations of danger (to the ant).

the portuguese could claim “formosa” but now that name is forgotten after it forms moss and becums a mosa (portuguese for big strong native woman with lots of hair or moss).

he’s just following lky’s idiom. he’s caught between 2 elephants either fighting or making love. has to warn big fighting or fucking animals to get attention. otherwise gets trampled to death.

even my tiong neighbors of 30 years buay tahan ccp cocksuckers and prc porlumpars. they are so ashamed of their cuntry of origin. they ask their grown kids not to visit tiongcock for fear of them being kidnapped for their organs.

but exiled ming troops under koxinga defeated the dutch occupiers with help from tw natives and took over the island as a refuge for former ming sailors and soldiers since the mainland was taken over by manchus. and natives accepted as de facto ruler of tw. there’s even a shrine preserved for...

grinding the bike seat for women can be addictive so much so some buay tahan the pleasure and will ride their bicycles in the wee hours of the moaning oops morning.

during surrender signing ceremony on uss missouri in tokyo bay at the end of ww2, all representatives of allies were there to witness the japs’ unconditional surrender. they included the soviets, roc (kmt), french, british, dutch, australians, kiwis, etc., beside usa. ccp was missing and was...

aiyaya! i’m looking forward to nirvana in fire 3. both 1 and 2 are ok.