Recent content by eatshitndie

sg no more perfect paradise for the wealthy. may be para-dies if they hang outdoors at night for bbq and beer or wagyu and wine. it’s a vulnerability multimillion-dollar ministars cannot resolve nor prevent. all it takes is a lowly paid coolie to burn the forest or trash at night.

current weather in sg is breezy, warm and relatively dry. hovering around 77f in the morning and evening. shiok. only problem is the haze. 2nd hand smoke from across the malacca straits from 6.9pm to 6.9am everynight. damn terok. can die after breathing burnt air for 69 days straight.

must get proctorologist to inspect his karchng. wear and tear from nigger bfs in u.s. prisons must have worn and torn his rectum to high heaven.

karchng sweat can be delicious if sweet, savoury and sour at once.

yalor. there’s always jealousy among ape harems. like her cb is less hairy than hers and her karchng less stinky than hers.

it’s mammalian pack instinct among apes where the matriarch rules the pack of hierarchical females from 老大 to 小六點九 based on the pecking order. and they all mate with the same alpha male. shiok to be alpha.

mobile cremation service endorsed and encouraged by ccp. don’t need to pay pension. don’t need to provide healthcare. don’t need autopsies and crematoriums. don’t need wheelchairs, ramps and handicap parking. don’t need to waste resources for jiakliaobees.

if his cannon fairy tale is indeed true he should try to get a job with mfa and work his way up the diplomatic corp of jiakliaobees and porlumpars. can apply for role in sk and up many gookbus since he has sexperience there as he claims.

will soon fill up with mala tang eateries and tiong garbage.

“After graduating I returned back to SG…” scholarship at cambridge? sure or not with this kind of fucked up engrish?

like cricket is to the majority of the british commonwealth or former british colonies, baseball is a dominant sport to the majority of u.s. former colonies. it’s huge in jp, sk, tw, canada, and many of the latin american and caribbean cuntries.

long “boring” story of “chua” slithering (and boring) into “kang” when they get bored.

“hello miss thong, your (stained) thongs are washed and ready. we’ll send them to your room.”

tiongs are so desperate for work they will go anywhere to find a job, including warzones. when afghanistan was at war they were there; when iraq was at war they were there; when syria was at war, they were there too; when burma was at war they were there too in huge numbers; when thai-cumbodia...

but he’ll be thinking of the millions of someone’s tadpoles swimming inside her. a walking sperm bank and aquarium.