Recent content by eatshitndie

some will be wearing wet ts with “screw the crew” prints.

atbs will sure be there to provide massage services with happy endings.

crew will be mostly pinoys just like in majority of cruises today.

spgs collect 6.9-inch white cocks that look like bottles.

it’s a drop in the ocean (no pun intended) for these wealthy boomers.

once they find out they’re gay they will hide in corners of their bedrooms to overcum shock and disappointment. one of my virgin nieces had a crush on pornsuck but when i told her he’s gay she fainted.

no wonder ccp cocksuckers and prc porlumpars love their 祖國 very much. many arseholes to raid.

plastic face with a perpetual bunny teeth smile?

gender imbalance in tiongcock from 36.9 years of one child policy.

need to pay $69k per year on the freedom cruise. that’s where the source of the snacks cums from.

wholesome, organic, natural, green, and high-protein snacks will be served. true people food for people from people.

hopefully, euthanasia followed by soylent green processing is available on board as it floats in international waters.

will have problems finding ports with docks large enough to berth. moreover, some harbors are too small for large ships to pivot around thus they need to reverse until mouth of harbor where they can swing around using side thrusters. for this ship, it will have to anchor offshore and use tenders...

better than noah’s ark. it’ll becum (wealthy) boomers’ park and fark.

in this case better be taoist believers. 房中術 is a fundamental set of taoist beliefs in sexuality: arts of the bedchamber where “joining of the essences” is part of yin and yang, balance of the universe, union of male and female bodies and souls to produce another body and soul in order for...