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Most Horrible Drink - The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage is called Khoona. It is drunk by Afghan tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm "very recently attained" bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
Greatest Distance Attained for a Jet Of Semen - Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7 mph.
Most Prolonged Fart - Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 minutes 42 seconds.
Most Semen Swallowed - Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
Most Cavernous Pussy - Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina. Linda Lovelace was said to be jealous.