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There is another aspect of New Zealand
that is not as well publicised ....its thriving Sex Industry!
Prostitution is legal in NZ. Pimping however is illegal and one
cannot live off the earnings of the prostitutes. Only the ladies
themselves are supposed to prosper from their own "hard
work". (Sounds fair enough if you ask me). However, it is
a known fact that most industries require the presence of middlemen
in order to thrive and prosper and the flesh trade is no different.
For this reason, Brothels are marketed as Massage and Escort
Services. The establishment charges customers for these services
and payment in exchange for sexual services is strictly between
the customer and the ladies. With this arrangement, nobody breaks
the law and everybody is happy. (A true win-win situation) In Auckland, I have found that the Pelican club at 101, Newton Road gives one of the best deals in town. The building has been recently painted a nice purple hue and is therefore difficult to miss. The joint opens from about 10.30 am in the morning and closes at dawn. Discreet parking is available behind the building and there is nothing sleazy about the area at all. In fact, it is surrounded by office and trade buildings. Macintosh enthusiasts will be pleased to note that an authorised Apple Centre has just opened right next to the Pelican Club so it is possible to test drive the new iMac before or after you have got your rocks off with one of the pretty ladies at the Club. The girls work shifts and there is generally more choice in the early evenings. The modus operandi at the Pelican Club is pretty straightforward....... Upon arrival, customers are ushered to a cosy little lounge and bar area where drinks can be ordered. The ladies who are not "occupied" at the time will all be sitting around and the Ang Moh "Mama-San" will introduce you to each one in turn. (The downside of this arrangement is that you also get to chat with all the other horny blokes who are looking for their favourite slice of muff pie ) You can then sit around the lounge for as long as you please while you get to know these wonderful ladies. I say "wonderful" with no hint of sarcasm whatsoever. The girls really are friendly and they aren't slutty in any way whatsoever. Talk about anything you want... politics, the weather or the problems you are having house-training your dog. After a while, you may even forget you are actually in a brothel as all the girls I have met so far have made me feel as if I have just been introduced to the girl next door by Auntie Aggie. However it is only a matter of time before the stirring between your loins will remind you what you are actually there for and it is then time to make your pick. Once you have decided who you want to spend the next hour with, just tell Mama-San who you have chosen. At this point, you will have to part with NZD50 which goes to the establishment. You then proceed with the girl of your dreams to one of the tastefully furnished cubicles where all the action will take place. Although the term "cubicle" is the most appropriate one to use, I would have to say that space is ample. Strategically placed mirrors ensure that customers get a good view of themselves in action. I also noticed with amusement (the first time I was there) that the whole club is decorated with clay figures of copulating gnomes in various positions. The bed is large enough for enthusiastic fucking and a nice array of cushions of various shapes and sizes are available to support different parts of the body while copulating. Contortionists and those who like to give all the Karma Sutra positions a go will invariably find the cushions useful. All the rooms have attached showers. Unlike the Massage joints in Singapore where the girls are actually have some rudimentary massage skills, the ladies at the Pelican club are not masseuse and my advice is proceed straight to foreplay in order to maximise your pleasure. However, there is one exception to this rule and she is one hot lady. Her name is Jazz and she gives great massages as well as great blow jobs. However, my first experience there was with a very pretty girl called Amy who has a really sweet disposition and a great body to match. She didn't have huge tits but she had a great ass and I guess I must be an ass man as the site of her body and the thought of things to come gave me the beginnings of a hard-on even before we entered the cubicle. She started off by giving me a nice back rub. She then took out her vibrator and gave me a great display of female masturbation while she plunged her dildo in and out of her exquisite pussy which was laced with fluffy blond hair. It was like watching an xxx rated movie and I almost came just watching her writhing away. I then asked for a BJ (with condom) and she obliged with a heavenly display of skills that almost had me shooting my load within seconds. I managed to stop myself from cumming by closing my eyes and thinking of former Maths teacher ( 99% of all female Maths teachers are downright ugly) . After a while, I managed to settle down to about 5 minutes of pure pleasure while Amy's head bobbed up and down on my raging erection. Sex with Amy was great too. Her pussy is ever so smooth and tight and I didn't feel hurried. She let me set the pace and the rhythm (I prefer it that way ) and I shot an almighty load which filled the rubber almost to bursting point. If that had been my last day on earth, I could honestly have said that I would have met my maker with a satisfied smile on my face. The fuck cost me NZD 100 and I have to say it was worth every single penny. (Works out to about SGD 94 at current exchange rates) After a couple of repeat visits to the Pelican Club, I found out from Amy that you can book 2 or more girls at a time for lesbian displays or simply because you want a good old gang bang! Most of the girls will do "kinky" stuff if they are offered extra money but the definition of "kinky" varies from gal to gal so some personal research is required if you are into weird sex. However, take note that cleanliness and safety are taken seriously at this joint. All the girls take the necessary precautions to prevent the transmission of STDs so don't go there expecting to receive condomless blow jobs or bare backed riding sessions. As I mentioned earlier, the girls here are well educated and are not the usual bimbos that you might find back in Geylang. They are well versed regarding the risks involved in providing commercial sex and there is no reason why anyone would expect them to risk their lives when providing professional services. For those who are interested in "Greek" (anal sex), my latest find is a lass called Jules. She is of Pakeha and Cook Islands parentage and is extremely friendly with a nice sweet smile and just loves to tease. She isn't Miss World material as she's a bit on the short side. However, she more than makes up for it with her enthusiasm and her desire to please. She does anal for $50 extra and I can tell you that it is money well spent. Some of the girls from the Pelican Club also do out calls (they visit you) so if you happen to be in Auckland on business and don't have time to visit the Pelican Club, just give them a call (see info below) and the girls will come to you. So dear Singaporeans, next time you happen to be popping by Auckland on the way to your winter Ski Trip in Queenstown, don't forget to try out the pleasures that this beautiful country has to offer. New Zealanders are proud of their country and what it represents. Although NZ has a population which is similar in size to Singapore's, it has reached world class status in many more areas compared to Singapore. However, the govt doesn't go about bragging about the country's achievements the way the Singapore govt does. NZ is not obsessed with official rankings contained in dubious business and travel journals. New Zealanders simply perform to the best of its ability and allow the achievements to speak for themselves. This pride extends to the sex trade and rip offs at the established joints are extremely rare. In fact, prostitutes are even employed by social welfare groups to help mentally challenged people who find difficulty in expressing their sexuality in a socially acceptable manner. There is a very enlightened and easy going attitude towards sexual matters in NZ society which any Singaporean should find most refreshing. There is none of the hypocrisy that exists in Singapore. TV is allowed to show naked women after 8.30 pm and it is up to parents to control what their children watch. Have fun fucking while in NZ. You should find the experience extremely satisfying.
Andrew Tamachi. (for Sam Leong Associates)
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New
Zealand is depicted, through tourist brochures, as a land of
friendly people and a place of great natural beauty. Adventure
tourism is also a thriving industry and thrill seekers from around
the world arrive in New Zealand to try, often for the first time,
heart stopping activities like bungee jumping, abseiling and
white water rafting. Needless to say, there are also more tourist
casualties in NZ than any other country in the world. Thankfully,
most injuries are minor and plaster cast plus a few weeks rest
are all that is needed to put things right and will leave the
thrill seeking tourist with an even greater appetite for adventure.