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Queen Elizabeth Carries A Spit-Activated Suction Cup In Her Fancy Handbag! Pui! Pui!

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Queen Elizabeth Carries A Spit-Activated Suction Cup In Her Fancy Handbag

by Justin Fenner | 3:44 pm, February 4th, 2012

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Queen Elizabeth II is one fancy lady, but as it turns out her fancy purse is filled with pretty commonplace and sensible things. Including a suction cup that she sometimes spits into.

The Daily Telegraph reports that Her Majesty’s black patent leather handbag (from British leather goods house Launer) is stuffed with the kinds of things that regular, non-royal people use on the daily. She only carries cash on Sundays (a £5 note for the collection bin at church). She has reading glasses, mints, a fountain pen (ball-point pens simply wouldn’t do for all those royal edicts) and a small mirror and tube of lipstick. Because even the queen likes to do a quick touch up after dinner.

But the most peculiar item in her purse has to be a suction cup hook that she uses to hang the bag underneath tables.

A dinner guest at the Berkshire home of Jean Wills, the Queen’s cousin, is said to have been surprised to see the Queen spitting into a plastic suction cup before attaching the hook under the table.

“I watched the Queen open her handbag and remove a white suction cup and discreetly spit into it,” the guest is quoted as saying.

“The Queen then attached the cup to the underside of the table. The cup had a hook on it, and she attached her handbag to it.”

If you think this behavior is somehow unqueenly, let us remind you of this: The basic reason that Her Majesty carries this hook around is so her personal property won’t be besmirched with the indignity of having to touch the floor. And if that’s not worth a little spit, we don’t know what is.
 
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nah beh...i now wonder what does our royalty - exMM Lee carry in his briefcase.
 
Re: Queen Elizabeth Carries A Spit-Activated Suction Cup In Her Fancy Handbag! Pui! P

Queen Elizabeth II is one fancy lady, but as it turns out her fancy purse is filled with pretty commonplace and sensible things. Including a suction cup that she sometimes spits into.

I think she must love her 槟榔 and this will not look good at a royalty's feet would it?

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Re: Queen Elizabeth Carries A Spit-Activated Suction Cup In Her Fancy Handbag! Pui! P

joe..this looks like the spitter chewed seray. Last time many of the Indian guys used to chew and spit here and there...everywhere red....on the floor,

on the wall ....mebbe even on the ceiling if their lai kang good enough.


I think she must love her 槟榔 and this will not look good at a royalty's feet would it?

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Re: Queen Elizabeth Carries A Spit-Activated Suction Cup In Her Fancy Handbag! Pui! P

joe..this looks like the spitter chewed seray. Last time many of the Indian guys used to chew and spit here and there...everywhere red....on the floor,

on the wall ....mebbe even on the ceiling if their lai kang good enough.

In Taiwan its everywhere, damn grotesque.
 
Re: Queen Elizabeth Carries A Spit-Activated Suction Cup In Her Fancy Handbag! Pui! P

hopefully not in the dishes they serve when we makan. :eek:

In Taiwan its everywhere, damn grotesque.
 
Re: Queen Elizabeth Carries A Spit-Activated Suction Cup In Her Fancy Handbag! Pui! P

joe..this looks like the spitter chewed seray. Last time many of the Indian guys used to chew and spit here and there...everywhere red....on the floor,

on the wall ....mebbe even on the ceiling if their lai kang good enough.

Yucks kek lengs are uncivilized animals.
 
Re: Queen Elizabeth Carries A Spit-Activated Suction Cup In Her Fancy Handbag! Pui! P

haha ..i had Indian barber when i was very young. The bugger would cycle round the area and charge very cheap. Then cut hair outside the house and he would spit all over the place on the sand until got many red blotches.
Idiot used to slap my head just to position it where he wanted. :mad:


Yucks kek lengs are uncivilized animals.
 
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You will realize it what you are old, some stuff will be beyond your control. I gotta go really mean I got to go!
 
Re: Queen Elizabeth Carries A Spit-Activated Suction Cup In Her Fancy Handbag! Pui! P

haha ..i had Indian barber when i was very young. The bugger would cycle round the area and charge very cheap. Then cut hair outside the house and he would spit all over the place on the sand until got many red blotches.
Idiot used to slap my head just to position it where he wanted. :mad:


Tough luck when you were younger and couldn't choose your own barber and let that POS slap you around as you know kek lengs love to bully ppl weaker than themselves and lord even knows what he did with his bare hands.
 
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