As SMRT saga unfolds, what goes through LKY's mind, you think?

[Confuseous]

LKY: I leave the cabinet for a few months and the shit hits the fan. What is so difficult about sending a few trains running round and round and round?

 

[weetabix]

Lky : 大势已去也。。。

 

[RonRon]

LKY: It's just a MRT breakdown and the whole bunch of cabinet acted like weakling and quick to apologies! I am disappointed with my son who overreacted by calling for a commission of inquiry for such a ikan billies incidents. Who ever govern Singapore must have the Iron with him or give it up! Stop pampering sinkies! You give them 1 inches they will ask for 1 foot!

 

[halsey02]

I will bill that Teh for the broken window glass, plus replacing the window & the fire extinguisher & slap him with a charge of vandalism. I will promote the CEO to be the transport minister for such a exemplary job. Well Done!

 

[freedalas]

LKY: It's just a MRT breakdown and the whole bunch of cabinet acted like weakling and quick to apologies! I am disappointed with my son who overreacted by calling for a commission of inquiry for such a ikan billies incidents. Who ever govern Singapore must have the Iron with him or give it up! Stop pampering sinkies! You give them 1 inches they will ask for 1 foot!

When asked by reporters what he thought ought to be done instead, LKY replied "no amount of engineering can prevent a MRT breakdown". The former Prime Minister who step down as MM after the last general election despite his immense popularity with the voters added : "If commuters continue to be so wimpish over such a small incident, then they will live to repent and regret for the next 5 years". He also indicated to reporters that he would include a chapter on how Singaporeans must behave whenever a MRT occurs in his next book "The Harder Truth". Singapore Press Holdings, the publisher of "The Harder Truth" also let in on a little secret about the book - a free gift will be given out with the first 100 copies sold. When pressed by reporters what this gift would be, SPH said it will be a small chunk of the third rail that had been found broken off by the LTA during its inspection over the incident.

 

[halsey02]

When asked by reporters what he thought ought to be done instead, LKY replied "no amount of engineering can prevent a MRT breakdown". The former Prime Minister who step down as MM after the last general election despite his immense popularity with the voters added : "If commuters continue to be so wimpish over such a small incident, then they will live to repent and regret for the next 5 years". He also indicated to reporters that he would include a chapter on how Singaporeans must behave whenever a MRT occurs in his next book "The Harder Truth". Singapore Press Holdings, the publisher of "The Harder Truth" also let in on a little secret about the book - a free gift will be given out with the first 100 copies sold. When pressed by reporters what this gift would be, SPH said it will be a small chunk of the third rail that had been found broken off by the LTA during its inspection over the incident.

A mainature 21 clips will be included also, together with the plastic wire tie!

 

[freedalas]

Meanwhile, in a separate media statement, SMRT CEO Saw Phaik Hwa said she is extremely grateful to LKY for including a chapter on how not to be hysterical over a minor train incident. In appreciation of this gesture, she will donate a snippet of her famously colored hair to the first 100 books sold. Miss Saw is a beloved fashion icon among the butch segment of the community particularly with her hair style. Her announcement today will likely to cause long queues and even stampede among lesbians in a rush to get their hands on her hairlocks first, in what will likely be a scene similar to Apple's releases of its iproducts. When asked for his views over the generiosity of the SMRT CEO whose popularity is already at an all-time high, the chairman of the Public Transport Committee said that alone would justify another round of fare increases by the rail operator.