Human Beings versus Market Economy - The Battle

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Market Economy: “Hey humans, why you are patronizing me less and less frequent nowadays? The amount you spend in each of your patron is also getting less and less”

Human Beings : “Oh, because recently I read news there are possible layoffs and retrenchments, even the gahment also said so. I am afraid I will lose my job, so have to spend less and save for rainy days”

Market Economy: “I don’t care about you job. I only know that I enjoy your patron and without it I will feel bored to death.”

Human Beings : “Hey, hey, hey. don’t forget that I am the one who created you. I created you to serve me, not the other way round. I am the master and you are the servant. I patronise you as and when I like. So, don’t tell me how often and how much I should entertain you, ok?“

Market Economy: “Oh ya? You created me without my consent and now you want to ill treat me? I can plunge you into deep recession, you know? The less you come to visit me, the deeper I will push you into recession, and that‘s a promise”

Human Beings: “So you are threatening me? Let me warn you that I can terminate you and switch to Communist system or any other system“.

Market Economy: “Oh really? You want to terminate me? Not so easy. I think you are stuck with me and you don’t have the brainpower or gut to change to other system.

Judge: “The jury is to deliver verdict within 2 days time. Come back here for the hearing”
 
Market Economy: “Hey humans, why you are patronizing me less and less frequent nowadays? The amount you spend in each of your patron is also getting less and less”

Human Beings : “Oh, because recently I read news there are possible layoffs and retrenchments, even the gahment also said so. I am afraid I will lose my job, so have to spend less and save for rainy days”

Market Economy: “I don’t care about you job. I only know that I enjoy your patron and without it I will feel bored to death.”

Human Beings : “Hey, hey, hey. don’t forget that I am the one who created you. I created you to serve me, not the other way round. I am the master and you are the servant. I patronise you as and when I like. So, don’t tell me how often and how much I should entertain you, ok?“

Market Economy: “Oh ya? You created me without my consent and now you want to ill treat me? I can plunge you into deep recession, you know? The less you come to visit me, the deeper I will push you into recession, and that‘s a promise”

Human Beings: “So you are threatening me? Let me warn you that I can terminate you and switch to Communist system or any other system“.

Market Economy: “Oh really? You want to terminate me? Not so easy. I think you are stuck with me and you don’t have the brainpower or gut to change to other system.

Judge: “The jury is to deliver verdict within 2 days time. Come back here for the hearing”

Peasants : Objection !! Your honour !!

Judge : Upheld !! Due to severe interference at last 200 m !!:D
 
Market Economy: “Oh really? You want to terminate me? Not so easy. I think you are stuck with me and you don’t have the brainpower or gut to change to other system.

excuse me, are you an economic digit? :confused::confused::confused:
 
I was tempted to alter the script to have a laugh at Christians. But out of respect for Sam, and our plural society, I decided not to.
 
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