For Some People Masturbation Is Better Than Intercourse

[Windsor]

Have you ever watch the movies, "Young Frankenstein"?, Madeline Khan Character in the movie, sang the opera & hit the high notes, when she orgas while doing it with Frankenstein.

Be quiet, the neighbours will complain to the Mediation Centre, like the Ah Tiong's complained about the Ah Meh's curry!

I have watched most of the shows directed by Mel Brooks. That was a classic and sad to see a few of the old actors like Marty Feldman and Richard Pryor has passed on. Best part for me was Marty Feldman stealing the brain and dropping the container when the lightning brightened the room and he saw himself in the mirror and received a fright of his life.

 

[GoldenDragon]

This was years back, at Old Upper Thomson Rd., after the famous bend ( old grand prix), some wise guy was doing his 'humping' in a car parked by the roadside, the car was shaking & nearly caused two 8 wheels, earth carrying lorries to collide into each other. Were you at it?, at around, 1pm...lunch BREAK!

Bro, I am not that brave to do it in broad daylight. All my action late at night. Usually after 3am when I leave KTVs. I avoid Upp Thomson Rd. Heard it is haunted there. I go up north to Sembawang, Mandai vicinities. For eastern side, it is always Changi Pt, with sea view. The Changi chalet area I also siam for the same reason as Upp Thomson.

My friend once did it at Fort Canning. His partner could not find her panty after the act though they searched the car and even opened car door to check outside. Scary man!

 

[chootchiew]

Masturbate with one hand while the other hand hold on to 3 $50 notes. When act is over, hey, you just made $150! Do it twice a day and you get paid $300? Can be self-employed bizman when need to fill forms asking for your occupation.

LOL. your hand really worth $. Mine only worth $30-$50 !

 

[denzuko1]

* No need to queue at toilet for clean up after the process.
* Props (Porn DVD, books, etc) may be needed at times but recyclable. Investment cost much lower than onto a woman in which ever case.
* You can do it with as many partners as you like (1 porn movie 5-6 girls), jump from events to events (1-on-1, Threesome, Orgies, etc).

 

[Varuna]

My friend once did it at Fort Canning. His partner could not find her panty after the act though they searched the car and even opened car door to check outside. Scary man!

Saw in one HK comedy ghost movie that putting or wearing undies on head can protect one from spirits. Could the partner have forgotten to search the top of her head?

 

[halsey02]

I have watched most of the shows directed by Mel Brooks. That was a classic and sad to see a few of the old actors like Marty Feldman and Richard Pryor has passed on. Best part for me was Marty Feldman stealing the brain and dropping the container when the lightning brightened the room and he saw himself in the mirror and received a fright of his life.

That was from that movie, "Young Frankenstein", I learnt to use the word " a normal" " a b normal"...ha ha, when Marty Feldman as the hunchback took the wrong brain. Since we are on Mel Brooks film, should see his second movies from that time, " Blazing Saddles".

 

[halsey02]

Bro, I am not that brave to do it in broad daylight. All my action late at night. Usually after 3am when I leave KTVs. I avoid Upp Thomson Rd. Heard it is haunted there. I go up north to Sembawang, Mandai vicinities. For eastern side, it is always Changi Pt, with sea view. The Changi chalet area I also siam for the same reason as Upp Thomson.

My friend once did it at Fort Canning. His partner could not find her panty after the act though they searched the car and even opened car door to check outside. Scary man!

I only did my rubba, rubba at Fort Canning...but a certain steel pavillion at the Botanic Gardens was my rdz for the 'cannodling', occasionally I go to Botanic Gardens & still oggle at the Pavillion...and sigh! the times I spent in it before 12, the gates close..'cinderalla', have to rush! anyway we could find the panty.... ha ha ha

 

[GoldenDragon]

Saw in one HK comedy ghost movie that putting or wearing undies on head can protect one from spirits. Could the partner have forgotten to search the top of her head?

Like that how to teok beh pio, Toto or even chap ji kee? Sure suayest.

 

[GoldenDragon]

I only did my rubba, rubba at Fort Canning...but a certain steel pavillion at the Botanic Gardens was my rdz for the 'cannodling', occasionally I go to Botanic Gardens & still oggle at the Pavillion...and sigh! the times I spent in it before 12, the gates close..'cinderalla', have to rush! anyway we could find the panty.... ha ha ha

I won't date rubba anywhere except in my car. Never know who is nearby. You are brave. If in car, lock the doors, keep engine on and first sign of trouble, drive away.

I kena peeping Tom once. Knna, drove off without my pants on and reach main road then put it on. The experience of driving without pants on can be quite exciting.

 

[lianbeng]

lianbeng replies to thread, "well, at least masturbation does not make a woman pregnant, does it? and still can satisfy sexual urge of both man and woman."

 

[halsey02]

I won't date rubba anywhere except in my car. Never know who is nearby. You are brave. If in car, lock the doors, keep engine on and first sign of trouble, drive away.

I kena peeping Tom once. Knna, drove off without my pants on and reach main road then put it on. The experience of driving without pants on can be quite exciting.

Of course you rubba in the dark, in our days, you dare do that in the open, your next door auntie catches you, the entire housing estate, including the kebun, the bread seller...the whatever, will know. Pierece Resv, MacRitchie..hmmm a lot of 'monkeys' peeping at you ha ha ha, fortunate for you, you did not encounter a road block or 'pek tau kok' aka T.P.