Singapore's "Freedom Fighters"

[scroobal]

My vote goes to these men who were or are consistently in the public eye with fear or favour and with great sacrifice.

1. Harbans Singh - veteran opposition candidate, lawyer and the man who was best known to have a shadow cabinet with his secretary and constant companion holding the post of shadow foreign minister.

2. Gopalan Nair - opposition candidate, lawyer, well known blogger and the man who took on the judiciary single handed. Noted amateur sailor, connoisseur of fine spirits and his love for Singapore despite his decision to acquire American citizenship.

3. Yap Keng Hoe - It professional, blogger, videographer, opposition plenipotentiary and the man most feared by the Police, Judiciary and the Prison system. The man best known for his participation in numerous protest, his Marshall likel cross examination of the establishment during court trials.

4. Tan Kin Lian - corporate icon, financial wizard and visionary. Known for his strong conviction, impeccable values and strong bond with the ordinary man.

5. Desmond - Engineer, opposition candidate, political maverick and whose acumen is well known. Groomed to lead Potong Pasir, his ability to bring of different races is well recognised.

Anyone care to others.

 

[da dick]

half of those fuckers are gold-diggers.

 

[zeddy]

This Gentleman bravely wants to fight the PAP on his own last May..

For that he deserves to be inducted to the Spore Freedom Fighters Hall Of Fame.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

gopalan is a coward anyway. Challeneged police to arrest him and when they did cried like a baby.

 

[GeylangCheongster]

scroobal, why don't you stand up to be counted

don't waste your experience and talent

just spend a few minutes a day with the riff raff here and use more of your time productively

come on you can do it

we all know who you are already = gerry d s has confirmed it, hahahaha....

 

[kingrant]

6. Lionel de Souza - ex-Police Sgt, staunch vanguard and stout defender of PAP regime who works selflessly and tirelessly standing up against cyber-terrorists, cyber critics, and anyone he thinks is tilting at the regime's windmill, general Internet noise-makers, for whom his pen is mightier than the light sabre, never asking anything in return from his masters, known to have absolute integrity in the Force, and walks the path of justice and righteousness, a kind of Dark Angel..

My vote goes to these men who were or are consistently in the public eye with fear or favour and with great sacrifice.

1. Harbans Singh - veteran opposition candidate, lawyer and the man who was best known to have a shadow cabinet with his secretary and constant companion holding the post of shadow foreign minister.

2. Gopalan Nair - opposition candidate, lawyer, well known blogger and the man who took on the judiciary single handed. Noted amateur sailor, connoisseur of fine spirits and his love for Singapore despite his decision to acquire American citizenship.

3. Yap Keng Hoe - It professional, blogger, videographer, opposition plenipotentiary and the man most feared by the Police, Judiciary and the Prison system. The man best known for his participation in numerous protest, his Marshall likel cross examination of the establishment during court trials.

4. Tan Kin Lian - corporate icon, financial wizard and visionary. Known for his strong conviction, impeccable values and strong bond with the ordinary man.

5. Desmond - Engineer, opposition candidate, political maverick and whose acumen is well known. Groomed to lead Potong Pasir, his ability to bring of different races is well recognised.

Anyone care to others.

 

[zeddy]

6. Lionel de Souza - ex-Police Sgt, staunch vanguard and stout defender of PAP regime who works selflessly and tirelessly standing up against cyber-terrorists, cyber critics, and anyone he thinks is tilting at the regime's windmill, general Internet noise-makers, for whom his pen is mightier than the light sabre, never asking anything in return from his masters, known to have absolute integrity in the Force, and walks the path of justice and righteousness, a kind of Dark Angel..

I can't help but to agree on this PAP dog De Souza..

Here Bro Kingrant, let me help you to post his pic for all Bros to admire his Service to this Nation.

Lionel De Souza..

Retired Poodle Sgt..

S'pore's No 1 Por Lumpar, Defendant of all PAP causes.

The Father of All Por Lumpar Fighters

 

[zeddy]

Zeng Guoyan..

Independent candidate who is a legendary clown in his own right..

PAP Ministars shiver each time he turns up to contest in a General Election..

 

[kingrant]

Thank you bro!

Always good to be able to associate a nice face with a nice character.

I can't help but to agree on this PAP dog De Souza..

Here Bro Kingrant, let me help you to post his pic for all Bros to admire his Service to this Nation.

Lionel De Souza..

Retired Poodle Sgt..

S'pore's No 1 Por Lumpar, Defendant of all PAP causes.

The Father of All Por Lumpar Fighters

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

scroobal, why don't you stand up to be counted

don't waste your experience and talent

just spend a few minutes a day with the riff raff here and use more of your time productively

come on you can do it

we all know who you are already = gerry d s has confirmed it, hahahaha....

screwball actually having the guts? Don't make me laugh. This fool might appear to be anti establishment but has definitely absorbed the so-called elitist mindset from the ruling party. Why else would this fool actually try and grade forummers on various grading scales from those that contribute useful crap (him and ppl that post like him) to ppl lower on the scale?

This is a forum whereby anyone can type whatever he pleases. Hence we have tonychat that insults sinkies on a daily basis. I personally do not agree with TC's views for eg but i certainly don't think his posts mean anything less than anyone else's. I just merely disagree with his views and go on my way. I don't even judge TC like how this screwball judges forummers in here. This fella has a hierachy of forummers on some list of his.

 

[Leongsam]

Steven Lim. http://www.stevenlim.net/

He's singlehandedly put Singapore on the world map and has shown that Singapore can be a fun and happening place too.

He may not be a "freedom fighter" in the traditional sense but he's shown the world that Sinkies can be just as adept at letting their hair down and making making fools of themselves and that being a "dork" is not the preserve of white trash alone.

 

[kingrant]

Sam,

Once we digress, things can go down the slippery slope. Don't forget we also had Annabel Chong, who fought for freedom from peevishness, boredom, prudishness, and straitjacketed convention by screwing 251 men in 10 hours and proved beyond doubt that her body can be a fun and happening place and playground for whites too.

Steven Lim. http://www.stevenlim.net/

He's singlehandedly put Singapore on the world map and has shown that Singapore can be a fun and happening place too.

He may not be a "freedom fighter" in the traditional sense but he's shown the world that Sinkies can be just as adept at letting their hair down and making making fools of themselves and that being a "dork" is not the preserve of white trash alone.

 

[Char_Azn]

Gopalan and Yap are idiots. Tan Kim Lian is an Asshole. No problem with the other 2

 

[Rogue Trader]

I remember this guy Kew kah fatt from the delphi days. pls include him on the wall of fame too

Read his manifesto:

http://www.kewkahfatt.9f.com/election84.html

THE SINS OF P A P GOVERNMENT​

7th Aug 1984​

This is my election campaign speech for the forthcoming general election soon. I will talk on what PAP has done for the past years and remedy solutions to solve problems for the benefits of Singaporeans and the world.​

1) Death sentence - 'thou shall not kill' --- Life and death are in the hand of the Creator. Human being cannot use own authority to put another human being to death. In terms of country law, this is legal, but to the law of Nature this is killing. The authority concerned is punishable by the Act of Nature (God). Solution - long term imprisonment with following criteria: i) compulsory vegetarian diet ii) compulsory meditation session daily iii) solitary confinement iv) no foot wear.​

2) Imprisonment without trial - no justice ---- This oppressive law is applicable to tyrant only. That means PAP is a tyrant party controlled by a tyrant. The downfall of a tyrant is pitiful. 9 at the top of I-Ching first hexagram, 'chien' , says 'Arrogant dragon will have cause to repent'. Solution - i) political detainees (break law, commit no sin) have to be released ii) political detainees using violence have to be brought to trial, and treated as criminals iii) criminal/secret society members not committing crime are to be released. If suspicion is high, they can be imprisoned for 1 month only with the following terms like a) compulsory vegetarian diet, b) no foot wear, c) sleep on floor, d) solitary confinement, e) no violence punishment, f) after 1 month still no confession, prisoners to be released for good, no re-arrest allowed unless there are sufficient proof for trial.​

3) Family planning - 'Creator creates, not man made'---- Compulsory family planning will create future problems. These problems are social, like women not getting married, more aged people, foreign labor etc. It is a long story writing all these problems. Cut it short, let Nature takes its course. Don't sin against Nature. The privilege given to U graduates to have more children is an insult to the low educated and an act of anti-God. Solution - High moral values will solve population problem. This can be achieved by meditation via mass media and education.​

4) Gambling - 'thou shall not gamble'---- PAP government allows legal gambling in Singapore. This is a Great Sin committed by them. Horse race betting big sweep, Toto, lucky draw etc have to be abolished. Solution - make illegal all forms of gambling. Educate, via mass media, and organize the people to make good use of leisure time in other forms of recreation.​

5) Abortion - killing of life (after 6 days a fertilized egg has life) ---- Killing life is punishable by the Act of God. PAP government has to be punished for allowing legal abortion in Singapore. Solution - Ban abortion. Person performing abortion to be imprisoned for life and take vegetarian food.​

6) Medisave - 'prevention is better than cure'---- Medisave is not a preventive method for good health. It is bound to fail (higher medical bills). Medisave is to get more money for doctors and health ministry etc only. It is like insurance saving, an act of anti-God. Money will not solve health problems. Solution - a) incentives for good health from employer. b) my meditation c) promote vegetarian food d) promote active sports like swimming​

7) Defence - A waste of taxpayers' money ---- Singapore is an island, surrounded by big countries. We have to make friends (peace) not preparation for war. The buying of F16 and Hawkeye E2C warplanes etc is extravagance for a tiny island defence. I don't know what Goh Chok Tong is up to (I treat all men as brothers, therefore I address their names only). The PAP government is oppressing the people to cough out more money into the drain. This is SINFUL, in the eyes of God. Solution - my meditation - a) put up my meditation poster in your house will give your house 50% protection, b) carry along with you will give 50% protection c) everyday meditate will give 100% protection​

8) $ sense - a greedy PAP ---- PAP is good in imposing fines to carry out their policies. This has a counter reaction from the people. More and more people are getting fined. And more and more people go to court to pay fines. And more and more people are arrested for not going to court to pay fines. Solution - do away with fines. Imprison and give vegetarian food.​

9) Education - PAP killing people's roots ----Mother tongue and culture are our roots. A rootless person is called WOG according to Goh Keng Swee. He is a greater WOG by allowing only 4 primary schools to teach Chinese as first language. Let the normal trend prevails, if PAP is not able to solve this problem. Singapore Chinese will send their children to Chinese schools in the near future.​

10) Lee Kuan Yew, as the Prime Minister of Singapore, is responsible for all the Sin committed by his government. He will suffer for all the misdeeds done by his fellow party men. If he does not step down as Prime Minister, he will be further punished by THE ACT OF GOD, his family as well as Singaporeans. (Examples, his daughter-in-law died, his daughter eloped with one man, Lee Hsien Long's son is an albino etc).​

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Note:- Many people said item 10 can be used by Lee Kuan Yew to sue me. I am waiting for that to happen if he dares. Before he does, I want to remind him to see carefully what I wrote in the poster above. The IMH (mental hospital) is waiting for him.​

Edited on 10th June 2008​

 

[tonychat]

My vote goes to these men who were or are consistently in the public eye with fear or favour and with great sacrifice.

1. Harbans Singh - veteran opposition candidate, lawyer and the man who was best known to have a shadow cabinet with his secretary and constant companion holding the post of shadow foreign minister.

2. Gopalan Nair - opposition candidate, lawyer, well known blogger and the man who took on the judiciary single handed. Noted amateur sailor, connoisseur of fine spirits and his love for Singapore despite his decision to acquire American citizenship.

3. Yap Keng Hoe - It professional, blogger, videographer, opposition plenipotentiary and the man most feared by the Police, Judiciary and the Prison system. The man best known for his participation in numerous protest, his Marshall likel cross examination of the establishment during court trials.

4. Tan Kin Lian - corporate icon, financial wizard and visionary. Known for his strong conviction, impeccable values and strong bond with the ordinary man.

5. Desmond - Engineer, opposition candidate, political maverick and whose acumen is well known. Groomed to lead Potong Pasir, his ability to bring of different races is well recognised.

Anyone care to others.

Sinkie loser forum reporter, are you one of the fighter or you are just here to hide behind the pc and JUST type about it and act as though you know a lot.

 

[Dian Wei]

Now that everyone knows that I am a fake Thai wannabe residing in sinkieland, let's examine if my life have changed for the better. When i wake up tomorrow morning, i will still have the following traits:

Sinkie mentality
Can't spell correctly
Ball-less in real life
Speaks disgusting Singlish
Owe army friend money and still refused to pay up
Those who are on my side will be knighted by me in cyberspace which is a joke
Begs for points but ended up being exposed which is truly pathetic
Thai OKT who pimps my ladyboy wife in sammyboy sex forum
Expect others to make sacrifices while waiting to reap benefits at their expenses.
Internet is my boasting space

In short, my life's still FUCKED UP AS HELL :(:(:(

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[cleareyes]

My vote goes to these men who were or are consistently in the public eye with fear or favour and with great sacrifice.

1. Harbans Singh - veteran opposition candidate, lawyer and the man who was best known to have a shadow cabinet with his secretary and constant companion holding the post of shadow foreign minister.

2. Gopalan Nair - opposition candidate, lawyer, well known blogger and the man who took on the judiciary single handed. Noted amateur sailor, connoisseur of fine spirits and his love for Singapore despite his decision to acquire American citizenship.

3. Yap Keng Hoe - It professional, blogger, videographer, opposition plenipotentiary and the man most feared by the Police, Judiciary and the Prison system. The man best known for his participation in numerous protest, his Marshall likel cross examination of the establishment during court trials.

4. Tan Kin Lian - corporate icon, financial wizard and visionary. Known for his strong conviction, impeccable values and strong bond with the ordinary man.

5. Desmond - Engineer, opposition candidate, political maverick and whose acumen is well known. Groomed to lead Potong Pasir, his ability to bring of different races is well recognised.

Anyone care to others.

This is the best joke list of the day.

 

[Forvendet]

This is the best joke list of the day.

It could have been an even better joke had he remembered GMS - economist, strategist, philosopher and philanthropist.

 

[kulgai]

I remember this guy Kew kah fatt from the delphi days. pls include him on the wall of fame too

Read his manifesto:

http://www.kewkahfatt.9f.com/election84.html

THE SINS OF P A P GOVERNMENT​

7th Aug 1984​

This is my election campaign speech for the forthcoming general election soon. I will talk on what PAP has done for the past years and remedy solutions to solve problems for the benefits of Singaporeans and the world.​

1) Death sentence - 'thou shall not kill' --- Life and death are in the hand of the Creator. Human being cannot use own authority to put another human being to death. In terms of country law, this is legal, but to the law of Nature this is killing. The authority concerned is punishable by the Act of Nature (God). Solution - long term imprisonment with following criteria: i) compulsory vegetarian diet ii) compulsory meditation session daily iii) solitary confinement iv) no foot wear.​

2) Imprisonment without trial - no justice ---- This oppressive law is applicable to tyrant only. That means PAP is a tyrant party controlled by a tyrant. The downfall of a tyrant is pitiful. 9 at the top of I-Ching first hexagram, 'chien' , says 'Arrogant dragon will have cause to repent'. Solution - i) political detainees (break law, commit no sin) have to be released ii) political detainees using violence have to be brought to trial, and treated as criminals iii) criminal/secret society members not committing crime are to be released. If suspicion is high, they can be imprisoned for 1 month only with the following terms like a) compulsory vegetarian diet, b) no foot wear, c) sleep on floor, d) solitary confinement, e) no violence punishment, f) after 1 month still no confession, prisoners to be released for good, no re-arrest allowed unless there are sufficient proof for trial.​

3) Family planning - 'Creator creates, not man made'---- Compulsory family planning will create future problems. These problems are social, like women not getting married, more aged people, foreign labor etc. It is a long story writing all these problems. Cut it short, let Nature takes its course. Don't sin against Nature. The privilege given to U graduates to have more children is an insult to the low educated and an act of anti-God. Solution - High moral values will solve population problem. This can be achieved by meditation via mass media and education.​

4) Gambling - 'thou shall not gamble'---- PAP government allows legal gambling in Singapore. This is a Great Sin committed by them. Horse race betting big sweep, Toto, lucky draw etc have to be abolished. Solution - make illegal all forms of gambling. Educate, via mass media, and organize the people to make good use of leisure time in other forms of recreation.​

5) Abortion - killing of life (after 6 days a fertilized egg has life) ---- Killing life is punishable by the Act of God. PAP government has to be punished for allowing legal abortion in Singapore. Solution - Ban abortion. Person performing abortion to be imprisoned for life and take vegetarian food.​

6) Medisave - 'prevention is better than cure'---- Medisave is not a preventive method for good health. It is bound to fail (higher medical bills). Medisave is to get more money for doctors and health ministry etc only. It is like insurance saving, an act of anti-God. Money will not solve health problems. Solution - a) incentives for good health from employer. b) my meditation c) promote vegetarian food d) promote active sports like swimming​

7) Defence - A waste of taxpayers' money ---- Singapore is an island, surrounded by big countries. We have to make friends (peace) not preparation for war. The buying of F16 and Hawkeye E2C warplanes etc is extravagance for a tiny island defence. I don't know what Goh Chok Tong is up to (I treat all men as brothers, therefore I address their names only). The PAP government is oppressing the people to cough out more money into the drain. This is SINFUL, in the eyes of God. Solution - my meditation - a) put up my meditation poster in your house will give your house 50% protection, b) carry along with you will give 50% protection c) everyday meditate will give 100% protection​

8) $ sense - a greedy PAP ---- PAP is good in imposing fines to carry out their policies. This has a counter reaction from the people. More and more people are getting fined. And more and more people go to court to pay fines. And more and more people are arrested for not going to court to pay fines. Solution - do away with fines. Imprison and give vegetarian food.​

9) Education - PAP killing people's roots ----Mother tongue and culture are our roots. A rootless person is called WOG according to Goh Keng Swee. He is a greater WOG by allowing only 4 primary schools to teach Chinese as first language. Let the normal trend prevails, if PAP is not able to solve this problem. Singapore Chinese will send their children to Chinese schools in the near future.​

10) Lee Kuan Yew, as the Prime Minister of Singapore, is responsible for all the Sin committed by his government. He will suffer for all the misdeeds done by his fellow party men. If he does not step down as Prime Minister, he will be further punished by THE ACT OF GOD, his family as well as Singaporeans. (Examples, his daughter-in-law died, his daughter eloped with one man, Lee Hsien Long's son is an albino etc).​

​

Note:- Many people said item 10 can be used by Lee Kuan Yew to sue me. I am waiting for that to happen if he dares. Before he does, I want to remind him to see carefully what I wrote in the poster above. The IMH (mental hospital) is waiting for him.​

Edited on 10th June 2008​

So far, only Mr Kew is worthy to be our nxt President. His manifesto is awesome

 

[Char_Azn]

It could have been an even better joke had he remembered GMS - economist, strategist, philosopher and philanthropist.

GMS = Extraterrestrial Expert