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Life & Times Of A Singaporean Ah Pek
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Looks like both of them retired from active SBF participation. He must be deeply wounded and hiding in the shadows.
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Looks like both of them retired from active SBF participation. He must be deeply wounded and hiding in the shadows.
Tonychat will never be retired from sbf.
During delphi days when there was a chatroom and no private messaging, he would frequently post messages to his buddy with nickname sgslut and ask him "Want to chat?"
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If one day I am old... Play with grandchildren... or go collect cardboards... :o
Side track abit...
A friend told me this experience...
He was at one of the Hypermarket one day. Then got this ah neh lady ( from shitland ) pushing a trolley.
The ah neh lady was holding a plastic bag, inside got curry wan...
When this lady bump on to my fren, she gave way to him.
While pushing the trolley aside, the plastic bag she was holding dropped
and wah lah !!! the floor got mess up with curry...
my fren's pants also kena some curry... ya.. that cb ah neh said sorry to him...
then hor, this cb ah neh's bastard husband came... guess what ???
He shouted at the old lady cleaner to come and clean up the floor...
My fren got pissed off and F the bastard ah neh... :oIo:
This bastard ah neh very ya ya... shouting at our local Sinkapoorean..
Fuck bastards ah nehs are all the same !!!
When you are old one day... Don't get kena screwed by Chao Ah Nehs...
CHow kelings they need gunshot. No gunshots in dem bloodclaat face
That's the best outlook that I have seen ever seen. In sync with you.
I plan to open a backpackers hotel in tibetand provide free teaching to the kids in the village. When I pass, ask my students to throw my ashes in the wind
Another one who has found equilibrium in life.
I am a 69 years young, ah pek binya....
I go for holiday trips every year, minum heineken atau chivas almost everyday, play masak masak with prc mei meis once or twice a month, bet on horses every week .......:o
In other words, at our vintage, we should enjoy ourselves. Like the saying goes ....agar ai happy ....
Today, Emirates Derby, bet Flax ..... no horse run binya ... Mr Hill, my friend, say one !!!
Here is a suggestion. No matter how poor sor rich you are, you still can adjust your state of mine. The idea is to reach a level of comfort and happiness on existing circumstances. Don't stick to a routine if it does not work. Have a purpose in life.
Try this any or all of this
- aim to cover all the best hawker food over a 3 mth period by taking the bus or MRT. You will learn more about Singapore, the people and enjoy the journey.
- start a blog and capture things with a camera or a phone. If you have an iPhone, download an app called moment diary which is free and capture your thoughts and this is easily downloaded and populate your blog seamlessly.
- if you have the opportunity to travel or reside overseas, create a blog and share what happens outside Singapore.
- pick different coffees ops, outlets etc to get variety and use them to update your moment diary for which no link is link is required.
- if you have been to the turf club because you do not gamble, go there to see how people behave, how things are done. Very interesting. Go down to orchid farms and tropical fish farms in lim chu kang to see how things work.
- form an interest group with Kakis. Nothing fancy.
- if you are loner, that's fine, you still can achieve many things like contributing to forums or starting a blog. Just don't be in imbecile by your one liners that don't anything to the debate. Feel free to ask questions. The are people with answers.
Here is a mindless but helpful way to while away time on a poor Saturday. Read the Straits Times. Focus on key columnist such as the Chua sisters, janadas Devan, many more and see who they skilfully turn a donkey into a princess if is a PAP member. Most of it you can guess after a time, but there are couple of gems along the way that are unexpected. They have been rated so badly by their peers for a number of years. There is no smoke without fire. They attended the same well known institutions in the west and are schooled in the way that standards have to be achieved.
Believe me if you are doing any of the above. You will be too occupied to do anything else.
Try this any or all of this
- aim to cover all the best hawker food over a 3 mth period by taking the bus or MRT. You will learn more about Singapore, the people and enjoy the journey.
- start a blog and capture things with a camera or a phone. If you have an iPhone, download an app called moment diary which is free and capture your thoughts and this is easily downloaded and populate your blog seamlessly.
- if you have the opportunity to travel or reside overseas, create a blog and share what happens outside Singapore.
- pick different coffees ops, outlets etc to get variety and use them to update your moment diary for which no link is link is required.
- if you have been to the turf club because you do not gamble, go there to see how people behave, how things are done. Very interesting. Go down to orchid farms and tropical fish farms in lim chu kang to see how things work.
- form an interest group with Kakis. Nothing fancy.
- if you are loner, that's fine, you still can achieve many things like contributing to forums or starting a blog. Just don't be in imbecile by your one liners that don't anything to the debate. Feel free to ask questions. The are people with answers.
Here is a mindless but helpful way to while away time on a poor Saturday. Read the Straits Times. Focus on key columnist such as the Chua sisters, janadas Devan, many more and see who they skilfully turn a donkey into a princess if is a PAP member. Most of it you can guess after a time, but there are couple of gems along the way that are unexpected. They have been rated so badly by their peers for a number of years. There is no smoke without fire. They attended the same well known institutions in the west and are schooled in the way that standards have to be achieved.
Believe me if you are doing any of the above. You will be too occupied to do anything else.
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53ft Dyna Craft Yachtfisher 1993
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I would love to buy a beauty like this when I'm old.. Going fishing with my Turf club kakis, exploring our islands, having a cold beer aboard this beautiful babe..observing sunset, with peace and tranquility enchanting the mind....enjoying all this without the maddenning crowd and most importantly there'll not be any iritating Ah Nehs bothering you in the middle of the sea..!!!
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I would love to buy a beauty like this when I'm old.. Going fishing with my Turf club kakis, exploring our islands, having a cold beer aboard this beautiful babe..observing sunset, with peace and tranquility enchanting the mind....enjoying all this without the maddenning crowd and most importantly there'll not be any iritating Ah Nehs bothering you in the middle of the sea..!!!
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Equilibrium is a dangerous thing.
It means you're stuck, in limbo.
Life can never be in balance. It's another myth!
It means you're stuck, in limbo.
Life can never be in balance. It's another myth!
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once in a while, u nid ze instability of taming a tiger? ...
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once in a while, u nid ze instability of taming a tiger? ...
His tiger is not wild type, it's the tame type. Don't forget she's from cb district. :o
Perhaps it would be the tiger taming MCH.
the only thing that cb kia tonychat aka buzzfuckyear will never get is a working brain.
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very thought provoking thread.
every day chiong earning to put bread on table, neber really think when i become ah pek what am i gonna do.
if i am blessed with relative health and memory (else if Alzheimer -habis) - think if i really genna Alzheimer, I think i will elect to just pull the plug n go...dun want to be a burden to society.
else, i think i will work...part-time...bah...pay enuff for 3 meals - anyways..i doubt they will pay an ahpek alot...free time...catch up on my reading, catch up on my AV...
maybe ...maybe...get a farm in Mudland and be self suffcient...n also, i will turn vegetarian ...to atone for sins haha....
tks...really thotful thread....
every day chiong earning to put bread on table, neber really think when i become ah pek what am i gonna do.
if i am blessed with relative health and memory (else if Alzheimer -habis) - think if i really genna Alzheimer, I think i will elect to just pull the plug n go...dun want to be a burden to society.
else, i think i will work...part-time...bah...pay enuff for 3 meals - anyways..i doubt they will pay an ahpek alot...free time...catch up on my reading, catch up on my AV...
maybe ...maybe...get a farm in Mudland and be self suffcient...n also, i will turn vegetarian ...to atone for sins haha....
tks...really thotful thread....
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Every time I get pissed off with tonychat, I just think of him asking sgslut "Want to chat" and I start laughing uncontrollably.
U should try that too...................
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hehehe, tks, from one ah pek to another.
Let's face it, we're all going to be ah peks someday, if not already.
Be whatever type of ah pek u want to be, as long as u are not a pest.
If possible, try to be an ah pek with integrity who speaks up and "stands up" for others treated unfairly.
Talking Donkey
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Just curious recently i notice tat i am being call uncle regularly when i'm at the races,shopping centre,ktv,hawker centre or casino...
few years ago i'm being address as mr or sir or brother..but now everyone call me uncle...am i getting old or is uncle also known as ah pek..but i don't have grey hair nor botak,still have full set of teeth and healthy sex life..so which is which
i dun want to be call uncle and is worry because the
old folks nursing home beckon
few years ago i'm being address as mr or sir or brother..but now everyone call me uncle...am i getting old or is uncle also known as ah pek..but i don't have grey hair nor botak,still have full set of teeth and healthy sex life..so which is which
i dun want to be call uncle and is worry because the
old folks nursing home beckon
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