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Looks like one..
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Why do Sikhs wear turbans?
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Maybe got snakes inside.
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"DON'T MAKE ME UNZIP! YOU CAN'T HANDLE WHAT LIES BENEATH!"
If this Bayi never cut his hair since the day he was born, what do you think of that cock hair inside his jeans..???
A mini jungle lies beneath there..
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Hahaha ...I can't stop laughing at the video ... Bayi scary sia .. next time I must check my blind spot see got turbanator anot ..
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Ah Singh jokes...
What do you call a Singh who drinks only soft drinks?
Yeo Hiap Singh
What do you call a Singh who drinks only beer?
Jasbir Singh (Just Beer)
What do you call a Singh who likes to go for a swim at night?
Kuldip Singh (Cool Dip)
What do you call the only Singh left on earth after a nuclear holocaust?
Jestwant Singh (Just One)
What do you call a Singh who owns a ship?
Karpal Singh (kapal in malay =ship)
What do you call a Singh who owns a ship that sank?
No lah, not Titanic Singh. It's Karam Singh
What do you call the Bhai who was sacked from the national hockey team?
Relax Singh
What do you call a lousy Bhai?
Owtar Singh
What do you a vulgar Singh?
Tiu Niah Singh (Cantonese curse words)
Side tracking a bit here: What does a baby tuna calls it mother?
Tuna Ma (Cantonese curse words again)
What do you call a Singh who's a three star general?
Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese for 3 Stars)
What do you call the Singh who likes roundabouts?
Pu Singh
What do you call a Singh who's a gangster?
Sam Singh
What do you call a Bhai porn actress?
Hard Kaur
What do you call a female Bhai security guard?
Securi Kaur
What do you call a Singh who likes to sing?
D.J. Dave!
THESE ARE THE MORE CREATIVE ONES:
What do you call baby Singhs?
Singhlets
What do you call the study of Singhs?
Bhailogy (Biology)
What do you call the study of baby Singhs?
Microbhailogy (Microbiology)
If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country, what will they call their currency?
Mata Wang Ah Singh
What do you call a Singh who doesn't like backsides?
Surpri Singh!
A Sikh family owns a petrol station in Brickfields.
The names of the three brothers running the business?
ServiSingh, Grea Singh and Wheel Balan Singh
They also have a cousin who works there as a pump attendant:
Dispen Singh
What do you call the Singh who likes to play top?
Ga Sing
What do you call the Singh who was adopted by a Chinese family?
Bung Ka Lee
What do you call a Singh who's a coward?
Ball One Singh
What do you call a Singh who drinks only soft drinks?
Yeo Hiap Singh
What do you call a Singh who drinks only beer?
Jasbir Singh (Just Beer)
What do you call a Singh who likes to go for a swim at night?
Kuldip Singh (Cool Dip)
What do you call the only Singh left on earth after a nuclear holocaust?
Jestwant Singh (Just One)
What do you call a Singh who owns a ship?
Karpal Singh (kapal in malay =ship)
What do you call a Singh who owns a ship that sank?
No lah, not Titanic Singh. It's Karam Singh
What do you call the Bhai who was sacked from the national hockey team?
Relax Singh
What do you call a lousy Bhai?
Owtar Singh
What do you a vulgar Singh?
Tiu Niah Singh (Cantonese curse words)
Side tracking a bit here: What does a baby tuna calls it mother?
Tuna Ma (Cantonese curse words again)
What do you call a Singh who's a three star general?
Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese for 3 Stars)
What do you call the Singh who likes roundabouts?
Pu Singh
What do you call a Singh who's a gangster?
Sam Singh
What do you call a Bhai porn actress?
Hard Kaur
What do you call a female Bhai security guard?
Securi Kaur
What do you call a Singh who likes to sing?
D.J. Dave!
THESE ARE THE MORE CREATIVE ONES:
What do you call baby Singhs?
Singhlets
What do you call the study of Singhs?
Bhailogy (Biology)
What do you call the study of baby Singhs?
Microbhailogy (Microbiology)
If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country, what will they call their currency?
Mata Wang Ah Singh
What do you call a Singh who doesn't like backsides?
Surpri Singh!
A Sikh family owns a petrol station in Brickfields.
The names of the three brothers running the business?
ServiSingh, Grea Singh and Wheel Balan Singh
They also have a cousin who works there as a pump attendant:
Dispen Singh
What do you call the Singh who likes to play top?
Ga Sing
What do you call the Singh who was adopted by a Chinese family?
Bung Ka Lee
What do you call a Singh who's a coward?
Ball One Singh
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Medusa ???
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Ah Singh jokes...
What do you call a Singh who drinks only soft drinks?
Yeo Hiap Singh
What do you call a Singh who drinks only beer?
Jasbir Singh (Just Beer)
What do you call a Singh who likes to go for a swim at night?
Kuldip Singh (Cool Dip)
What do you call the only Singh left on earth after a nuclear holocaust?
Jestwant Singh (Just One)
What do you call a Singh who owns a ship?
Karpal Singh (kapal in malay =ship)
What do you call a Singh who owns a ship that sank?
No lah, not Titanic Singh. It's Karam Singh
What do you call the Bhai who was sacked from the national hockey team?
Relax Singh
What do you call a lousy Bhai?
Owtar Singh
What do you a vulgar Singh?
Tiu Niah Singh (Cantonese curse words)
Side tracking a bit here: What does a baby tuna calls it mother?
Tuna Ma (Cantonese curse words again)
What do you call a Singh who's a three star general?
Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese for 3 Stars)
What do you call the Singh who likes roundabouts?
Pu Singh
What do you call a Singh who's a gangster?
Sam Singh
What do you call a Bhai porn actress?
Hard Kaur
What do you call a female Bhai security guard?
Securi Kaur
What do you call a Singh who likes to sing?
D.J. Dave!
THESE ARE THE MORE CREATIVE ONES:
What do you call baby Singhs?
Singhlets
What do you call the study of Singhs?
Bhailogy (Biology)
What do you call the study of baby Singhs?
Microbhailogy (Microbiology)
If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country, what will they call their currency?
Mata Wang Ah Singh
What do you call a Singh who doesn't like backsides?
Surpri Singh!
A Sikh family owns a petrol station in Brickfields.
The names of the three brothers running the business?
ServiSingh, Grea Singh and Wheel Balan Singh
They also have a cousin who works there as a pump attendant:
Dispen Singh
What do you call the Singh who likes to play top?
Ga Sing
What do you call the Singh who was adopted by a Chinese family?
Bung Ka Lee
What do you call a Singh who's a coward?
Ball One Singh
Bro, you are a genius.....
I can't stop laughing inside my office..... Lucky now lunch time, my office empty, colleagues all went out lunch.. Ha..Ha..Ha..Ha..Ha..
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What do you call a singh who open supermarket ? Singh song
And what do you call the Singh who failed his Supermarket?
Bo Singh Lee.
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And what do you call the Singh who failed his Supermarket?
Bo Singh Lee.
Who is ah beng good friend ? Ah Singh ..
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Should be Singh ki lai ( save it )
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A Sikh tourist went to England for his holidays. He stayed in a small hotel in the suburbs because he loves the countryside.
One Sunday morning he decided to go for a long walk and came across a parish.
He saw many locals entering the church and thought to himself, "This in interesting, I wonder what they are doing inside." Curious, he decided to enter the church and see for himself.
Trying to be inconspicuous, he sat down amongst the congregation and took a bible placed in front of him. The congregation stood up and began singing songs of praise and he too stood up not understanding what was happening.
Throughout the worship, he went through the motions copying the congregation, kneeling, singing and praying.
The pastor then proceeded to give a sermon whilst all sat and listen. Mr. Singh sat quietly despite not understanding the language very well. After the sermon, they all stood up and prayed and began singing songs of worship.
Then the paster took out the collection bags to pass to each member of the congregation for their donations. Each member took coins and notes out of their pockets and put them in the bag as it passes from hand to hand.
As the bag approached Mr. Singh, he was fumbling in his pockets for loose change but could not find any. As the bag was put in his hand, the desperate Mr. Singh took out a 50 pound note and hastily put it in and pass the bag to his neighbour.
Unknown to Mr. Singh, the pastor was watching and noted the amount donated. When the bag was given back to the pastor, he said a prayer over the collection. Then the pastor said to the congregation. "Dear Brothers and Sisters. We have in our midst a stranger Mr. Singh who has out of the goodness of his heart donated not 1 pd, not 5 pds but 50 pds to the church!" Everyone gasp and turned to look at him to his discomfiture.
The pastor continued, "As a gesture of thanks to Mr. Singh, we will give him 3 hymns."
Mr. Singh immediately stood up and said excitedly. "I am deeply grateful to have 3 hims, and I choose him, him and him," pointing to 3 men he had been secretly admiring.
One Sunday morning he decided to go for a long walk and came across a parish.
He saw many locals entering the church and thought to himself, "This in interesting, I wonder what they are doing inside." Curious, he decided to enter the church and see for himself.
Trying to be inconspicuous, he sat down amongst the congregation and took a bible placed in front of him. The congregation stood up and began singing songs of praise and he too stood up not understanding what was happening.
Throughout the worship, he went through the motions copying the congregation, kneeling, singing and praying.
The pastor then proceeded to give a sermon whilst all sat and listen. Mr. Singh sat quietly despite not understanding the language very well. After the sermon, they all stood up and prayed and began singing songs of worship.
Then the paster took out the collection bags to pass to each member of the congregation for their donations. Each member took coins and notes out of their pockets and put them in the bag as it passes from hand to hand.
As the bag approached Mr. Singh, he was fumbling in his pockets for loose change but could not find any. As the bag was put in his hand, the desperate Mr. Singh took out a 50 pound note and hastily put it in and pass the bag to his neighbour.
Unknown to Mr. Singh, the pastor was watching and noted the amount donated. When the bag was given back to the pastor, he said a prayer over the collection. Then the pastor said to the congregation. "Dear Brothers and Sisters. We have in our midst a stranger Mr. Singh who has out of the goodness of his heart donated not 1 pd, not 5 pds but 50 pds to the church!" Everyone gasp and turned to look at him to his discomfiture.
The pastor continued, "As a gesture of thanks to Mr. Singh, we will give him 3 hymns."
Mr. Singh immediately stood up and said excitedly. "I am deeply grateful to have 3 hims, and I choose him, him and him," pointing to 3 men he had been secretly admiring.
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What do you call a poor and stressed out singh ?
Jing Gang Kaur !!
Jing Gang Kaur !!
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