Living in JB

[Analytical Professor]

Thankfully GY not gunning for Presidents Chair.

 

[Analytical Professor]

And here is a story about Malaysian women!!!:*::*:

M'sian man wants divorce because he is sex-starved

By News Desk in Petaling Jaya/The Star | ANN – Tue, Jun 14, 2011

Petaling Jaya (The Star/ANN) - A Malaysian man wants a divorce after claiming that his 37-year-old wife is sexually frigid and that they had sex less than 20 times in 10 years of marriage, reported Malaysian newspaper China Press.
The man, who declined to be named, said they had sex for the first time two years after their marriage.
"She always finds an excuse to reject me. I did consider her feelings in the beginning.
"But now, I need sex so I am having an affair," he said, adding that the couple had been sleeping in separate rooms for the last three years.
He promised to take care of her and their three children aged between 21 months and seven years after the divorce.
However, the wife, who held a press conference at Federal Territory Gerakan in Kuala Lumpur, claimed the man wanted a divorce in order to marry his Chinese national girlfriend, whom he met online two years ago.
The woman, who is a sales coordinator, said she found out about her husband's affair after giving birth to her youngest son.
"He was having an affair with a local woman then. But I chose to forgive him after he terminated the relationship with the woman," she said, adding that he then had an affair with the Chinese national.
She said she was willing to divorce him on condition that he continued to pay the children's education fees and living expenses as well as the house and car loans.

 

[vincentck]

I think rather than pay rm 20/day it would be better to pay the extra for fuel right?

But then no coe.... so cuts both ways.

someone gotta do the numbers

I did calculate for the same car in MY & SG, it's cheaper to drive a MY car for the first 4-6 years (depending on how much you drive) before the $20/day makes it more expensive to drive a MY car into SG... my calculation included cheaper MY roadtax (only RM450 for a 2.0l car), lower insurance and maintenance cost and of course MY petrol... for the long-term (>5 yrs), cheaper to drive a SG car in SG.

 

[karmabear]

For the oppressed Singapore man, I recommend you visit Blue Wave. If your wife hassle you every day and blame you for being a useless shit that cannot support her, don't hit her, at least not too hard Just spend RM238 and save your sanity.

Also don't be too devoted to your wife... Look at Nicholas Tse and Cecilia Cheung. His eldest son is not his... Imagine working your ass off to provide for another man's son and wearing the green helmet...

 

[Analytical Professor]

What is Bluewave?

For the oppressed Singapore man, I recommend you visit Blue Wave. If your wife hassle you every day and blame you for being a useless shit that cannot support her, don't hit her, at least not too hard Just spend RM238 and save your sanity.

Also don't be too devoted to your wife... Look at Nicholas Tse and Cecilia Cheung. His eldest son is not his... Imagine working your ass off to provide for another man's son and wearing the green helmet...

 

[jasonjst]

For the oppressed Singapore man, I recommend you visit Blue Wave. If your wife hassle you every day and blame you for being a useless shit that cannot support her, don't hit her, at least not too hard Just spend RM238 and save your sanity.

Also don't be too devoted to your wife... Look at Nicholas Tse and Cecilia Cheung. His eldest son is not his... Imagine working your ass off to provide for another man's son and wearing the green helmet...

Hmm,,, I thaught ppl in this forum mostly faimily man or lovelly couples setting up their dream homes in JB ? Why need to visit Blue Wave ? BTW where is this Blue Wave , didnt come across it in Nusajaya .

 

[Analytical Professor]

Ron 97 price drop 10 sen

 

[InformedHH]

The "LANPA" GUIDE TO JB's Health Centres (aka Massage Parlours aka Brothels) For those of you who are not familiar with Johore Bahru town, I have just added a Map of the salient areas. I hope you find this new feature useful in your quest for new "treasures" at bargain prices. (Map courtesy of the great Lanpa -posted in my Delphi Forum on 20 July 99) This is my little contribution to Sam's forum. The Lanpa Guide to is intended to provide information for those seeking to check out the Health Centres in Johore Bahru. For those with the adventurous spirit and have the time and means to venture across the causeway, the services available there are often value for money. PART 1 will deal with basic questions on prices and SOP so as to make life easier for those unfamiliar to the JB HC scene. This thread will also cover site reviews some of the popular locations. PART 2 will cover feedback on the gals and be posted under the "Field Reports" folder. I must confessed that I have not the time and means to check out ALL the HCs found in JB nor do I go JB ALL the time, any updates or postings on places not covered here will be most welcome 1.Charges for sauna and massage r abt RM 66 to 93 (40-45 mins) ....... for extended session of 1 hr, abt +RM 14-20 extra ...................................... for HJ abt +RM 80 to 100 ...................................... for BJ abt +RM 100 to 150 ...................................... for FJ abt +RM 150 A full package with sauna and FJ will therefore cost abt RM 230 or just over S$100 2.For those in a hurry, u may opt out of the sauna and go straight into the room. This may save u abt RM 20. Please ask at the reception to be sure. 3.For those sited in a hotel, some offer the privacy of the guest rooms. This may cost abt RM 20-30 more. HCs at Grand Continental and Blue Wave Hotels hav this option. Hyatt is supposed to hav a RM 280 hotel suite package. HOW TO GO ABOUT IT? (SOP) 4.The procedures r similiar to sillypore's HCs but more like the up-market ones. a) At the reception, u usually don't have to book the gals there. A safe-deposit box service is often provided -use it! Keep your passport and wallet there. Don't worry about payment, u only need to pay when u leave. The best part is that credit cards r always accepted for the whatever services u enjoyed. Unless your wife likes to read your visa bill. In that case, come with sufficient ringgits--the exchange rate sucks. b) At the TV lounge, after the sauna, shower and free nasi lemak, the staff will automatically approach u . This is when u state your request. If u can't get any of the gals u wanted, ask for his recommendation. Be specific about your preferences, like age, height, body, skills, etc. Looks, however, are very subjective. They will say all r beautiful, but be realistic in your expectation. c) Once in the room ....... well, relax and enjoy! 5. Tipping --no need to tip the gals; they probably earn more than most of us. --those captains or guys who intro the gals u may ask u for tips... abt RM 10 will do? and only if u r happy. So far only noticed those at Crystal Crown actively asked for tips. PRACTICE SAFE SEX Even if they offer to do BJ/FJ w/o cap, plse play safe....it's more risky than GL: Even if her looks make your jaws drop, Please remember to use the rubber; Even if it's only for a blowjob, You have to protect your brother ! * Coming up next: reviews of the various health centres...... This section will give details on the some of the more popular HCs in Johor Bahru. It is not meant to be comprehensive. Any additons or updates r welcome.

ERE TO GO NOW? (Places) 1.CONTINENTAL D'SAUNA Also known as : Grand Continental; GC Location : Hotel Grand Continental, level 2 Directions : along highway before Pelangi Mall Tel. : 02-07-3323999 ext. 8909 Price : RM 77 (with 45 mins massage session) +RM150 for FJ LIKES : My all-time favourite HC in JB. Large hot pool (any HC pool that allow more than 4 persons to lay down w/o feet sticking into each other faces is large by my standard. Free food such as nasi lemak, mee siam Large selection of young gals. Best-looking gal in the form of # 84 Best-service gal in the form of # 111 DISLIKES : Too crowded at times, especially on weekends and holidays. 2.SHAPE UP POINT FITNESS CENTRE Also known as : Blue Wave; BW Location : Grand Blue Wave Hotel, 6th floor Directions : near causeway custom complex; after U-turn, keep right, small directional signs at road junctions. Near to Crystal Palace Tel. : 02-07-2217458 Price : RM 66 for 45 mins RM 79 for 60 mins +RM 150 for FJ LIKES : Best HC rooms -those renovated from the ex-gym hall comes with mirrors on one side wall ! Make sure u ask for it. Free food and desert(usually green beans soup) Large selection of young gals. Generally good service from staff and gals Hot chick in the form of # 128 DISLIKES : No pool of any kind, big or small. Sauna and steam rooms too close to toilets 3.THE CROWN EXECUTIVE HC Also known as : Crystal Crown Location : Crystal Crown Hotel, level 4 Directions : along highway after GC and Pelangi Mall; Tel. : 02-07-3343781 Price : RM 52 for 40 mins w/o sauna RM 72 for 40 mins with sauna +RM 100 for HJ +RM 150 for BJ / FJ LIKES : Comes with hot and cold pools Practices safe sex .. the gal insisted on rubber even for BJ. For those in a hurry, has direct entrance from 3rd level carpark, where u may bypass the sauna on 4th lvl and save RM 20. DISLIKES : Smallest hot pool so far --only comfortable for one at a time; two if the other person is your girlfriend-looks like a home Jacuzzi. Very small rooms and raised platform beds.... for those who likes confined spaces. 4.LION HOTEL SPA CENTRE Also known as: Lion Spa Location : Lion Hotel, enter fr ground lvl Directions : From customs --after the usual U-turn, go straight -don't turn left or right; proceed straight on till traffic junction. From Pelangi Plaza --go along highway (Jln Teberau) towards checkpoint; turn left at the junction with tunnel.The hotel is a low rise bldg just on the left of the next major cross-junction. The place has a green banner with HUGE lion head logo on the side wall ..... sure cannot miss! Tel. : 02-07-2216388 Price : RM 69 for 45mins +RM 150 for FJ LIKES : * For only RM 10 more, u get to use the hotel rooms upstairs * Has hot pool * Free parking, right infront of spa entrance DISLIKES : * Massage rooms have mostly raised platform beds * The hotel itself is a bit run-down

TT FITNESS CENTRE Also known as : Hyatt; Fizzio HC(name used in Newpaper ad) Location : Hyatt Regency, 1 level below the Lobby, near pool Directions : From checkpoint, keep left and follow the coastline along Jln Ibrahim and Jln Tun Dr.Ismail. Turn right after Hospital Sultanah Aminah. Tel : 02-07-2221234 ext 80392 Price : RM 90 for 60 mins (minimum time) +RM 20 for use of hotel room +RM 170 to 200 for FJ -negotiable { also offers all-in package for RM 280-300 } LIKES : * Classy 5-star hotel setting * Luxurious circular hot pool * Hotel room has king-sized bed and TV that works (at least for my case) * 60 mins session means u can take your time * Sweet gal by the name of Joyce DISLIKES : *Lousy TV lounge! Only a miserable 20" tv set and 4 sofas (hope they will upgrade soon) * Slap a hefty 10% surcharge on use of Visa for "specials" * No free food or snacks / no safe-deposit boxes * Prices r on the high side; also no fixed price for FJ 6.SOUTHERN SPA Location : Taman Sentosa, Lien Hoe Complex Block G, 4th floor Directions : The famous JB's Sentosa --after Pelangi Plaza, go north along the highway and turn right into J. Sutera Tel: : 02-07-3313155 Price : RM 93 +RM 150 for FJ LIKES : * Excellent facilities including -hot / cool pools in cave-like surroundings -sauna / steam rooms designed like log cabins -reading lounge with elegant sofas -mini theatre with projection screen * Free food / snacks * Has open-concept hall for hard massage DISLIKES : * Major shortcoming is lack of young gals (last year when i was there, hav only abt 4 to 5 "young" girls --meaning those under 29) * The shopping complex itself is run-down and sleazy-looking (as oppose to Hyatt, which has high-class exterior, but a lousy lounge for relaxing) 6.SOUTHERN SPA (Added on 20 July 99 ) Location : Taman Sentosa, Lien Hoe Complex Block G, 4th floor. Directions : The famous JB's Sentosa --after Pelangi Plaza, g o north along the highway and turn right into J. Sutera. Tel: : 02-07-3313155. Price : RM 93 +RM 150 for FJ. LIKES : * Excellent facilities including -hot / cool pools in cave-like surroundings -sauna / steam rooms designed like log cabins -reading lounge with elegant sofas -mini theatre with projection screen * Free food / snacks * Has open-concept hall for hard massage DISLIKES : * Major shortcoming is lack of young gals (last year when i was there, hav only abt 4 to 5 "young" girls --meaning those under 29) * The shopping complex itself is run-down and sleazy-looking (as oppose to Hyatt, which has high-class exterior, but a lousy lounge for relaxing) So much for now. Besides those i reviewed, there r more HCs to be found in our northern neighbourhood. These include Tropical Inn, First Executive, Distinction Luxury(Johore Jaya) and Skudai Paradise. Any details on these places r welcomed to be posted in Sam

[QUOTE=jasonjst;754720]Hmm,,, I thaught ppl in this forum mostly faimily man or lovelly couples setting up their dream homes in JB ? Why need to visit Blue Wave ? BTW where is this Blue Wave , didnt come across it in Nusajaya .[/QUOTE]

 

[InformedHH]

All men are same.

Spore women also gt gigolo services

Hmm,,, I thaught ppl in this forum mostly faimily man or lovelly couples setting up their dream homes in JB ? Why need to visit Blue Wave ? BTW where is this Blue Wave , didnt come across it in Nusajaya .

 

[InformedHH]

How to hv in nj?

Its hotel grand blue wave.

U wanna cheong ah

Hmm,,, I thaught ppl in this forum mostly faimily man or lovelly couples setting up their dream homes in JB ? Why need to visit Blue Wave ? BTW where is this Blue Wave , didnt come across it in Nusajaya .

 

[wuqi256]

Wow bluewave, no idea on this. Next thing we know, new thread, sleezing or chionging in JB.

Actually, if one stays near those NGV gas station or able to pass through them on daily travel, might as well convert car to be able to use NGV. Its a bit far out though but there are some that may be near to your place.

Hmm, (note to self) most of my cars have big bootspace so can sacrifice to put NGV, NGV.... Hmmm

http://www.ngv.net.my/

 

[jasonjst]

Hey where can I buy this 12V electrical fuel pump? I make sure I transfer the fuels from my wife's car to mine every week

Buy from any autopart shop in JB can liao , just ask for a Proton fuel pump should work . You need to get a few meters of fuel line , and wires to connect to you ciggi socket . Have not try out this , not too sure if this setup work without priming the pump ?

 

[wuqi256]

Bro HH, you need to put a stop to this, if worse come to worse, cut the allowance or talk to her and let her understand. Thing with dealing with ladies is to use emotions rather than logic. As MCP/sexist as this sounds, sometimes even this silly joke has some truth in it:

http://youtu.be/LS37SNYjg8w

 

[jasonjst]

Haha I think we are the small group of people whose petrol bills exceed RM 1,000. We should explore other alternatives like diesel cars etc.. Hybrid 1wise last time i heard that the mileage is nt really that true.. that means for honda insight they claim its 30km per litre but in real life is no more than 20km per litre..

I think you guys must use motobike ... haha !

 

[wuqi256]

Damn, now i know why she purposely acts so helpless everytime.
She must have watched that youtube movie and so purposely
"knows" her limits!

Btw, for some unknown strange reason, i came back home late
today and saw a nice plate of my favourite food, satay.

That has not happened for a while, hmmm since the Wuchang uprising?

If you are reading this, i was just referring to a friends wife, none
of it was related to you, you are the exact opposite of what i wrote. :P

<Wuqi gets dragged away, screaming and twitching>

 

[wuqi256]

Hey bro AP, actually has been married for years, almost reaching ten years. I can rant but i know deep down inside, the butterflies i saw when i first met her more than 17 years ago never really flew away.

 

[jasonjst]

Wow bluewave, no idea on this. Next thing we know, new thread, sleezing or chionging in JB.

Actually, if one stays near those NGV gas station or able to pass through them on daily travel, might as well convert car to be able to use NGV. Its a bit far out though but there are some that may be near to your place.

Hmm, (note to self) most of my cars have big bootspace so can sacrifice to put NGV, NGV.... Hmmm

http://www.ngv.net.my/

Do you need to get LTA approval to convert ? Hmm... I install a blue colour lamp also faill inspection , KNN

 

[wuqi256]

This is really funny:

Harry Enfield - Women Keep Your Virtue
http://youtu.be/JZ0jRuASVEQ


Now i know why my wife reversed into our gate.
http://youtu.be/39qdhbkTko4

 

[wuqi256]

Do you need to get LTA approval to convert ? Hmm... I install a blue colour lamp also faill inspection , KNN

Yes i know man, sigh. Even with SG cars, you should be able to though.
More information here:

http://www.cng.com.sg/

 

[hangyong]

0_0 u have the 2 hybrids in the household! =) r u a fan of the show too? it is damn entertaining!

oh yes! great fan.. full episodes me have...