CNA reports that JESUS IS COMING TO EARTH TODAY AT 6PM!!

[leetahbar]

no kidding!

just got a message fr my church to attend special meeting fr 5pm to 7 pm. could it be to welcome the arrival of JESUS CHRIST?

siao liao!!

jesus' 2nd coming means the destruction of the world. don't they know that??

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

no kidding!

just got a message fr my church to attend special meeting fr 5pm to 7 pm. could it be to welcome the arrival of JESUS CHRIST?

siao liao!!

jesus' 2nd coming means the destruction of the world. don't they know that??

don't worry lah..........................as you know...................

God is my Dog......................and he told me Jesus is as real as Harry Potter.............

 

[Hammerton]

For all those of you who wish to be "Beamed"live to heaven, please make sure that the following are in order!

1. Make sure your passport is current ... your passport must have a minimum of 3 months remaining validity (else, Peter may reject you at the arrival Gate!)
2. Be at your respective departure gate at least 45 minutes before beaming!
3. Remember "No Excess Baggage" rules apply ...
4. No carry-on luggage please!
5. Please remember to bring along your own personal entertainment system (only bibles are provided free-of-charge on this flight)
6. Food and beverages shall be restrict to "holy water" ... else "root beer" may be available in the toilets.

Enjoy you flight ... God Bless!

 

[lianbeng]

lianbeng's pc clock shows 6:00PM liao - lai liao buay?

 

[cooleo]

What nickname he log in as?

 

[lianbeng]

lianbeng's pc clock shows 6:00PM liao - lai liao buay?

6:05PM liao - maybe traffic jam lah - wait a while more.

 

[lianbeng]

6:05PM liao - maybe traffic jam lah - wait a while more.

lianbeng missed the flight liao - just now heard aeroplane fly pass liao.

 

[drifter]

lianbeng missed the flight liao - just now heard aeroplane fly pass liao.

Don't worry .. They need members monthly donations so they will make a detour to give you all second chance .

 

[Devil Within]

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[vamjok]

jia lat i overslept and just woke up. where is he now

 

[oli9]

1st prize: 2099
2nd prize:6090
3rd prize:4623

Bo tiok leh...life goes on lor.....

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

more likely...................Jesus is cummmmmmmming.........................

 

[glockman]

God damn it, I missed the show. Was busy at Geylang. Are we in heaven yet har?

 

[Cruxx]

[video=youtube;Wm17jKf5G9A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm17jKf5G9A[/video]

 

[ThugSin]

still alive and kickin

 

[lianbeng]

lianbeng so sad missed the flight now oredi 10:50PM liao still not yet end. :(
maybe tmr might come back again.

 

[po2wq]

lianbeng so sad missed the flight now oredi 10:50PM liao still not yet end. :(
maybe tmr might come back again.

苏州过后无艇搭 ... :o

 

[eErotica69]

God damn it, I missed the show. Was busy at Geylang. Are we in heaven yet har?

You felt like in haven when you were whacking in Geylang, right?

:d

 

[leetahbar]

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that was an enlightening video. funny n satirical! points for u on the way!

hell! that invitation fr the church to attend their "special" service fr 5 - 7 pm could be an orgy of holy maiden gathering!! LOL :p

 

[leetahbar]

according to the bible - not i anyhow say one hor - only 144,000 earthlings shall go heaven. where the rest go? hell? if that's so, it means that HELL is already descended on earth. :p