Alamaking is horrified by this SMS from a 19 yr old girl

[BusNo64]

he even claim he is impotent...LOL...

Posted on 29 Sep 2010
Young girl asks to be friends on SMS. But I'm an old man, with one foot in the grave

Said the STOMPer Alamaking:

"While sitting in a bus I fell asleep. Suddenly my mobile phone rang and I was jolted from my sleep.

"I turned on my phone and to my surprise I saw this enigmatic message that says: 'I a a 19 year old girl. Single. Want to make friend with you. Contact me at 1900-XXXXXXX.'

"As a septuagenarian I was pleasantly surprised to receive this message from a girl who is fit to be my grand-daughter.

"Since the phone number begins with 65-, it was most probably a message sent from a Singapore girl.

"Why would a young virgin girl be interested in an old man who has one foot in the ground.

"I am now near the end of my life and my CPF has only $ 5 000 left if I were to die tomorrow.

"I only hope this young girl could find a handsome man in his 20s and be able to win his heart so that they could live happily ever after.

"Please leave me alone as I am now near the age of impotency."

 

[Watchman]

Singtel losing money and decides to be a pimp .

 

[singveld]

just because a sms said that it is from 19 years old gal, it does not mean that it is a 19 years old gal.
just because a sms tell you that you win lottery, does not mean you actually did.

 

[Balls2U]

"Why would a young virgin girl be interested in an old man who has one foot in the ground."

How does he know she's a virgin???

 

[cowbellc]

he even claim he is impotent...LOL...

Posted on 29 Sep 2010
Young girl asks to be friends on SMS. But I'm an old man, with one foot in the grave

Said the STOMPer Alamaking:

"While sitting in a bus I fell asleep. Suddenly my mobile phone rang and I was jolted from my sleep.

"I turned on my phone and to my surprise I saw this enigmatic message that says: 'I a a 19 year old girl. Single. Want to make friend with you. Contact me at 1900-XXXXXXX.'

"As a septuagenarian I was pleasantly surprised to receive this message from a girl who is fit to be my grand-daughter.

"Since the phone number begins with 65-, it was most probably a message sent from a Singapore girl.

"Why would a young virgin girl be interested in an old man who has one foot in the ground.

"I am now near the end of my life and my CPF has only $ 5 000 left if I were to die tomorrow.

"I only hope this young girl could find a handsome man in his 20s and be able to win his heart so that they could live happily ever after.

"Please leave me alone as I am now near the age of impotency."

1900-XXXXXXX? 1900 is a charge per call service.

 

[Shi Jin]

It's a 1900 chatline which means another unwanted advertisment.

 

[kulgai]

It's a 1900 chatline which means another unwanted advertisment.

Precisely. this alamaking is naive or what

 

[streetsmart73]

just because a sms said that it is from 19 years old gal, it does not mean that it is a 19 years old gal.
just because a sms tell you that you win lottery, does not mean you actually did.

hi there


1. honest, to many over-hill retired ah pek, such msg is a complete turn-on.
2. they don't get such attention from their spouse mah!
3. that is why we can see why so many ah peks are "sharing" one mei mei with other ah peks, time-sharing.
4. less costly leh!

 

[Pek Kim Lui]

Precisely. this alamaking is naive or what

Considering his English standard and the mobile. I find it hard to believe he has no idea what a 1900 number is all about.