Old Fart will convert to Christianity when KGC wakes up from her sleep.
Old Fart will confess to his sins, and abolish GRCs and ISA.
Old Fart will introduce sweeping changes to the political system in Singapore to ensure that Election is fair.
Old Fart will reduce the salaries of all ministers by 70% and peg ministerial salaries to ministers of neighbouring countries such as Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam.
With a born again Old Fart, who needs Oppositions ? CSJ will suffer a crushing defeat, this time round fair and square with ample media coverage.
Old Fart and KGC will lead Singaporeans for another 50 years.