girlfriend: "dear, are you erect already?"
boyfriend: "yes dear, can't you feel it?"
girlfriend: "you could hear me clearly, what do you think?"
boyfirend: "oh gosh, looks like i'm gonna have to think of a way to satisfy your hunger" :(
girlfriend: "yah, you need to consult some of your friends/ colleagues on how to enlarge your thing!"
boyfriend: "don't worry, there's nothing money can't solve, i'll arrange a surprise for you tomorrow"
girlfriend: - wide grin -
delivery truck drives up the drive way & knocks on the door
delivery man: "excuse me, we have a delivery for ms..... "
girlfriend: "ya, that's me"
delivery man: "ok, where do you want this horse?"
girlfriend: - slurp~!! -
horse: "c'mon babe, take it all in!!"