What to do if you ran out of toilet paper.

[Ash007]

Saw this picture its pretty funny.

For the bananas out there.
Translation of captions:

Really, I saw this with my own eyes…
One day I went to the restroom to take a piss.
I saw this guy. He was wondering what to do because he didn’t have toilet paper.
He took out a piece of cigarette foil paper [wrapper].
Folded it in half and then folded it in half again.
Folded it until it was 1/4 of its original size.
Tore off a corner.
Opened it up–
And then like this–
He reached behind… (picture left out)
Then…
He pulled the foil paper up, wiping off the majority…
And used the small circle of paper he just tore off to do some final cleaning…
Watching him walking off in the distance, I…
These pictures used sesame sauce/paste was. Don’t be disgusted!

 

[ps07857]

Most toilets in SG have a hose... ever wondered what that was for? Pls ask our Malay abang but make sure don't shake his left hand when you meet him for the 1st time.....

 

[middaydog]

And used the small circle of paper he just tore off to do some final cleaning…

not for final cleaning la

you fold that small circular paper 2-3 times to create sharp corner then use that sharp corner to clear the mess stuck behind the finger nail

 

[Ash007]

not for final cleaning la

you fold that small circular paper 2-3 times to create sharp corner then use that sharp corner to clear the mess stuck behind the finger nail

Eh, you sound knowledgeable in this.

 

[myfoot123]

Haven't you guys heard of the paper called Straits Times in case of emergency?

 

[po2wq]

a sexy woman did tis ...

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.

She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his thick, full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his rich, dark curly hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender barely managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

 

[Baimi]

The day i flushed 1 million dollars down the drain.
Same case, after doing big business no toilet paper.
I always kept a blank cheque in my wallet,
before i use it, i decided to do it in style,
i wrote $1,000,000, signed.
After using it, flushed the million dollars down.
Actaully, i read this in the paper long time ago.

 

[lianbeng]

EEK!so disgusting!
theres such a thing called water u know?